• Fighter Pilots – SNL
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    Fighter Pilots – SNL

    >>>MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE SQUAD LEADER, WE’RE ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON. SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF, SQUAD. I’M WILD CARD.>>SIDEWINDER. >>VIPER.>>CLOWN PENIS. >>PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC, YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL SIGN AGAIN?>>SURE, CLOWN PENIS. CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS LIKE YOUR PENIS. LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS?>>THAT NAME AGAIN? >>>YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD PENIS. >>A CALL SIGN IS VERY SERIOUS. WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS. CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY, VERY SCARED.…

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    Booking a Music Tour : Contacting Performance Venues

    Now if you’ve found a venue that suits you and you say, man I definitely want to play here. Next thing you need to find is the right person at that venue that can help you get a show. Your friend who you met at one of your shows somewhere else has said, I live in this city and I know this cool club is not necessarily the right person. Now they could be, they could be the person who is saying, man I want to take your press kit in there, I know the manager, the owner whatever, and I want to show them all your stuff and take…

  • Pink Panther Travels Through Time! | 42 Minute Compilation
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    Pink Panther Travels Through Time! | 42 Minute Compilation

    EARTH… MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. PRIMORDIAL OOZE GIVES WAY TO PRIMITIVE CREATURE. LIFE IS A DAILY STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE. (roaring) (buzzing) (chomps) (slurps tongue) (buzzing) EVERYWHERE, PLANT LIFE AND CREATURES ALIKE EVOLVE. (roaring) AAH! BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE MAN, DESTINED TO RULE THE EARTH. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER, DESTINED FOR COOLNESS. AAH! THE FOOD CHAIN– A CONSTANT BATTLE OF MAN OVER HIS ENVIRONMENT. HUH? AAH! (whistling) FOOD IS WHERE YOU FIND IT. (grumbling) AAH! (growling) ONCE HE’S FOUND FOOD, MAN’S QUEST IS TO GET IT BACK TO HIS CAVE. AAH! BEHOLD, MAN… PERIODICALLY CLEVER. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER… ALWAYS CLEVER. BEHOLD, THE WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE PANTHER HAS FOUND A WAY TO GET HIS FOOD…

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    LOOKING FOR ALASKA (2019) Trailer | Hulu Original Series 📺

    [MUSIC PLAYING] I am fascinated by last words. My favorite last words ever, “I go to seek a Great Perhaps.” [MUSIC PLAYING] You must be the new roommate. Welcome to Culver Creek, Miles. I call him Pudge. Ah, The Colonel and his irony. Who is that? Alaska Young. Alaska? My reputation precedes me. [MUSIC PLAYING] What’s up, scrub? You grow this summer, bud? You’ll have to excuse them, Pudge. They had everything in life handed to them. Looks like we’re going to war. There has been an outbreak of pranks on campus. I hope you two are staying out of trouble. [MUSIC PLAYING] Ooh, hot damn. I didn’t think you…

  • NEA National Heritage Tribute Video: Dan Ansotegui
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    NEA National Heritage Tribute Video: Dan Ansotegui

    My name is Dan Ansotegui. I am from Boise, Idaho and I am an NEA National Heritage Fellow. My dad played the accordion for us, always at holidays and then Jimmy’s band, the Jim Jausoro orchestra, they practiced, rehearsed at our house and that was in the room directly below my bedroom and so you know at 9 o’clock or 8 thirty or whatever time I had to go to bed, but I would hear them, they’d play for another hour or so and they’d work on new tunes. So I always had that. And then the dancing came you know shortly thereafter and, and danced with the young group…

  • Looking for Alaska: Trailer (Official) • A Hulu Original
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    Looking for Alaska: Trailer (Official) • A Hulu Original

    [MUSIC PLAYING] I am fascinated by last words. My favorite last words ever, “I go to seek a Great Perhaps.” [MUSIC PLAYING] You must be the new roommate. Welcome to Culver Creek, Miles. I call him Pudge. Ah, The Colonel and his irony. Who is that? Alaska Young. Alaska? My reputation precedes me. [MUSIC PLAYING] What’s up, scrub? You grow this summer, bud? You’ll have to excuse them, Pudge. They had everything in life handed to them. Looks like we’re going to war. There has been an outbreak of pranks on campus. I hope you two are staying out of trouble. [MUSIC PLAYING] Ooh, hot damn. I didn’t think you…

  • Booking a Music Tour : Tips on Performance Contract Riders
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    Booking a Music Tour : Tips on Performance Contract Riders

    Now, if you’ve been around the music business for any length of time. You will quickly find out, not just about contracts, but about contract writers. What are contract writers? Well, you know those things that they have in the U.S. Congress, where they pass a bill, and then it says that they passed a rider that goes along with it, that makes the government actually spend way too much money? Well this is kind of like that. So, you sign a contract and say we’re going to play at such and such a time, but then you have a rider that says hey we usually stay with people at…

  • Poppy – Play Destroy feat. Grimes (Official Full Stream)
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    Poppy – Play Destroy feat. Grimes (Official Full Stream)

    It’s Grimes I’m Poppy! Let’s go! This is how we play This is how we play destroy (Play destroy) Gonna cut your face And break your favorite toy Drop a match in the gas tank Blow up your neighbors pool Oh, boy I love to play destroy Oh, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy Destroy This is how we play This is how we play destroy (Play destroy) Manipulate the girls Indoctrinate the boys Burn down the local Wal-Mart Monsanto, Raytheon Oh, boy I love to play destroy I love to play destroy Play destroy Drop a match in the gas tank Blow up your neighbors pool Oh, boy I love…

  • Welcome Video – SNL
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    Welcome Video – SNL

    ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪>>HELLO. BONJOUR. KONICHIWA. AND WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES. AS YOU’RE WAITING IN LINE, THIS VIDEO WILL LET YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT AND WHAT IS REQUIRED TO PASS THROUGH U.S. CUSTOMS. WE TAKE OUR BORDER VERY SERIOUSLY. BE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION AND WE’LL GET YOU GOING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE –>>PORTIONS OF THIS VIDEO HAVE BEEN RECENTLY EDITED.>>LET’S GO OVER A FEW DOCUMENTS YOU’LL NEED. FIRST, YOUR COMPLETED CUSTOMS FORM. YOU’LL ALSO NEED A VALID PASSPORT FROM YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN — >>NOT INCLUDING IRAQ, IRAN, SYRIA, LYBIA, SOMALIA, SUDAN, OR YEMEN AND MAYBE AUSTRALIA, WE’LL SEE. >>OUR PRIORITY IS TO MAKE THIS PROCESS EASY FOR EACH…