• Dracula’s First Flight
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    Dracula’s First Flight

    ♪♪ Excuse me, sir? There’s a first class passenger experiencing some discomfort in his current seat, would it be alright if he sat here? He’s not going to throw up on me, is he? Oh, no, he’s harmless. Okay, well then, sure. Sir, you can have a seat here.[horror music]You’re going to sit? You must invite me to sit. It’s okay. I invite you to sit.Can I get you any snacks, or anything to drink?Can I get avirgin bloody mary please? I like the sound of that. I’ll have one as well! [sniffs] [gags]Yeesh.This blood is terrible. It’s actually just tomato juice. Oh, well then it’s pretty good for tomato…

  • 루루 때문에 미치겠어요
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    루루 때문에 미치겠어요

    (Door Open) Mommy’s home. Mommy’s home! LaLa: Myah! (Surprising) Awww.. (Surprising) Awww. Did you mean ‘mommy’s home’? Oh gosh.. Oh. Awww.. Were you sleeping? Did you come with stretching your body? Oh, gosh.. Hello, DD? Everyone came to welcome me today! What’s going on? Lets go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go~ (Surprising) Awww. Let’s go, let’s go! LaLa: Myah! Were you waiting for me? Awww, were you? Where’s ChuChu? DD: Meow Awww, did you meow? Shall we go? Did you say ‘welcome home, mommy’? Alright. ‘Hello?’ Hello? Hello? Awww, meow~ Hey, kitties! Gosh! Mommy will be back soon. I’ll get my clothes changed real quick. Awww, good kitties. Awww,…

  • Air Traffic Control – SNL
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    Air Traffic Control – SNL

    >>>OH, GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING, I CAN’T FLY THIS PLANE. >>TRY TO GET SOMEONE ON THE RADIO. HELLO, HELLO. MAYDAY. MAYDAY.>>HELLO. >>YES, HELLO.>>YES, THIS IS GLASGOW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL. ARE YOU IN DISTRESS? >>YES. I’M NOT A PILOT. I AM PART OF KYLIE JENNER’S BRAND INTEGRATION TEAM. WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET GOING TO LONDON FOR A KYLIE EVENT. WE HIT BAD TURBULENCE AND THE PILOT GOT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS. BUT KYLIE’S NOT ON BOARD. THANK GOD. >>I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LAND THAT PLANE. THIS MAN IS THE BEST, DO WHAT HE SAYS.>>ALL RIGHT. I’M READY.>>I KNOW…

  • Worst Flight Ever Prank!
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    Worst Flight Ever Prank!

    row five in the hallway on the right side have a good flight Good morning! Welcome aboard your suitcase can not be there sir his bag cannot stay there of course i have to take it to the hold ok thanks circulation, close cabin they are all actors, the pilots, everyone… There it goes Lords, passengers, my name is Pedro Reis… we will make a demonstration of how to use the belts

  • How to Get Out of a Police Ticket!
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    How to Get Out of a Police Ticket!

    ♪♪ Stacey: Guys, I told you it was illegal to have three people on a moped! Well maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation if Karen’s car hadn’t run out of gas. Well, maybe I would have filled up if there were a way to tell you were out of gas! There is, Karen. It’s called a fuel gauge. How have you not known about that after you’ve been driving this long? I don’t know. I just guess when to get gas. What do you do on road trips? It’s absolutely terrifying. Police officer: All right, do you guys know why I pulled you over today? I’ll handle this, boys.…

  • Golden Ticket – SNL
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    Golden Ticket – SNL

    >>>YOU’RE WATCHING TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES. WE NOW RETURN TO 1971’S “WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.” ♪♪♪>>LOOK, EVERYBODY! I GOT IT! THE FIFTH GOLDEN TICKET, IT’S MINE!>>OH, YOU’RE PULLING OUR LEGS, CHARLIE. THERE AREN’T ANY MORE GOLDEN TICKETS.>>GRANDMA, THE FIFTH ONE WAS FAKE. IT SAID SO IN THE PAPERS. I FOUND MONEY IN THE STREET AND I BOUGHT A CHOCOLATE BAR AND THE TICKET WAS IN IT.>>CHARLIE! GRANDPA, LOOK FOR YOURSELF.>>GREETINGS TO YOU, FINDER OF THIS GOLDEN TICKET, FROM MR. WILLY WONKA. PRESENT THIS TICKET AT THE FACTORY GATES AT 10:00 IN THE MORNING. YOU MAY BRING ONE PERSON, BUT NO ONE ELSE. CHARLIE, YOU’VE DONE IT! LOOK AT ME!…

  • Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime
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    Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime

    – I GOT A JAYWALKING TICKET IN MONTREAL. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. I’VE JAYWALKED SO MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE. IT’S SUCH AN EASY THING TO TIME OUT. IS THERE A CAR COMING? NO? LET ME GET ACROSS THEN. I’VE DONE IT THOUSANDS OF TIMES. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS ME AND THIS OLD LADY. WE WERE JAYWALKING TOGETHER. WE WEREN’T TOGETHER LIKE THAT, BUT IF WE WERE, SO WHAT? MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I JUST MET Y’ALL. SO ME AND THIS OLD LADY, WE GET ACROSS THE STREET, THEN A MONTREAL COP APPROACHES US, SPEAKING IN FRENCH. [imitating French] FRENCH. [laughter] I SAID, “HEY, MAN, I DON’T TALK LIKE THAT.…