• James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon
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    James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>James: THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT’S SO GREAT BEING BACK HOME IN LONDON DOING OUR SHOWS HERE AT THE BEAUTIFULLY HISTORIC CENTRAL HALL WESTMINSTER. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THESE TWO EMPTY SEATS ARE DOING HERE. THEY’RE WONDERFUL. THEY’RE THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. HERE’S THE THING. WE COULDN’T HAVE ANTICIPATED JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ATTEND THESE SHOWS, AND ALL OF THEM SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. SO, WE WANTED TO SURPRISE SOME LUCKY, UNSUSPECTING LONDONERS BY GIVING AWAY THOSE TWO SEATS THAT WILL INCLUDE THE FULL V.I.P. TREATMENT. NOW, I’M GOING TO HEAD OUT HERE ONTO THE ROOF. JUST HERE, YOU…

  • That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai
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    That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai

    RECENTLY HAD SOME DOWN TIME AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOING A BIT OF TRAVELING AND YOU WENT TO DUBAI. YOU MET THE ROYAL FAMILY.>>WHAT WAS IT LIKE.>>FIRST OF ALL DUBAI IS AMAZING. YOU KNOW, THE TREATMENT THAT I GOT, THE HOSPITALITY THAT I GOT FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY, WAS UNREAL. BUT THE ANIMALS THAT THEY HAD FOR PETS BLUE ME AWAY.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>THE ROYAL FAMILY, THIS IS LIKE THE FAMILY. AND THEY FOUND OUT I WAS OVER THERE WITH LUDICRIS WHO SAY RAPPER, GREAT FRIEND OF MINE.>>James: YOU AND LUDICRIS WENT TRAVELING.>>WELL, VACATION EVERY YEAR, WE TAKE A TRIP EVERY YEAR.>>James: EVEN THAT IS LUD I COUNTRIES TO…

  • Flight Of The Conchords Perform ‘Father & Son’
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    Flight Of The Conchords Perform ‘Father & Son’

    >>Stephen: NOW PERFORMING THEIR SONG “FATHER AND SON” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ HEY DAD YES SON? ♪ I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A LOT OF FUN ♪ HEY SON ♪ YES DAD? ♪ TODAY WAS THE FUNNEST DAY A DAD EVER HAD ♪ BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SAND ♪ JUST YOU AND I ♪ DRIVING ROUND IN THE CAR I EVEN LET YOU DRIVE ♪ EATING DINNER FROM A CAN ♪ DADS YUMMY CAN SURPRISE ♪ JUST A GUY AND HIS LITTLE GUY ♪JUST A GUY AND HIS LITTLE GUY ♪ SON I KNOW IT’S HARD TO SEE YOUR DADDY CRY ♪ BUT IT’S…

  • FAKE LOTTERY TICKET PRANK ON DAD! **HE FREAKED OUT**
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    FAKE LOTTERY TICKET PRANK ON DAD! **HE FREAKED OUT**

    This is unfair. Baba, where’s the cheque? [Hey I opened it, I took it] What did you do with it? [I- I cashed it] Baba, you cheated [I swear to god I didn’t cheat] Baba, no one saw you open it. I wake up next morning and it’s open? [Mama did. Mama- Mama did. I was going like that and it opened by itself. See? I can’t even open it now.] Baba, you cheated! [I swear to god I didn’t cheat] So, if you guys don’t know what happened, I put $1500 in this box and I told my dad to open this and he had 24 hours. He struggled…

  • Worst Flight Ever Prank!
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    Worst Flight Ever Prank!

    row five in the hallway on the right side have a good flight Good morning! Welcome aboard your suitcase can not be there sir his bag cannot stay there of course i have to take it to the hold ok thanks circulation, close cabin they are all actors, the pilots, everyone… There it goes Lords, passengers, my name is Pedro Reis… we will make a demonstration of how to use the belts

  • Mike Pence Isn’t A Lock For The 2020 Ticket
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    Mike Pence Isn’t A Lock For The 2020 Ticket

    >>Stephen: WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT’S FRIDAY! HEEEEEYYY!!! GET IN HERE! IT’S BEEN A HARD WEEK FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. A LOT OF BAD NEWS. HE LEARNED SOME MORE STUFF ABOUT HOW HIS BUDDIES MICHAEL COHEN AND MIKE FLYNN ARE WORKING WITH MUELLER. AND NOW HE MIGHT LOSE HIS LAST REMAINING MIKE: PENCE.( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE, EARLIER THIS WEEK, TRUMP HOSTED A 2020 STRATEGY MEETING WITH HIS ADVISERS. AMONG THE TOPICS DISCUSSED: WHETHER MIKE PENCE SHOULD REMAIN ON THE TICKET. THIS IS A MAJOR FAILURE. IF HE GETS DROPPED, THAT WILL BE A MAJOR FAILURE OF MIKE PENCE’S TIME-TESTED POLITICAL STRATEGY: “BE SO BORING PEOPLE…

  • Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime
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    Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime

    – I GOT A JAYWALKING TICKET IN MONTREAL. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. I’VE JAYWALKED SO MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE. IT’S SUCH AN EASY THING TO TIME OUT. IS THERE A CAR COMING? NO? LET ME GET ACROSS THEN. I’VE DONE IT THOUSANDS OF TIMES. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS ME AND THIS OLD LADY. WE WERE JAYWALKING TOGETHER. WE WEREN’T TOGETHER LIKE THAT, BUT IF WE WERE, SO WHAT? MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I JUST MET Y’ALL. SO ME AND THIS OLD LADY, WE GET ACROSS THE STREET, THEN A MONTREAL COP APPROACHES US, SPEAKING IN FRENCH. [imitating French] FRENCH. [laughter] I SAID, “HEY, MAN, I DON’T TALK LIKE THAT.…

  • Flight Of The Conchords Explain Where They’ve Been
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    Flight Of The Conchords Explain Where They’ve Been

    [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >>GOOD CROWD. Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU ON. LONG TIME FANS.>>YOUR IMPRESSION OF US. Stephen: JUST BRET. I LIKE HOW HE SAYS SOFTIES.>>THAT’S GOOD YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE OUR PRIME MINISTER LATER IN THE WEEK.>>Stephen: YES.>>JUCINDA. Stephen: WHEN WILL SHE BE HERE?>>WE DON’T KNOW WE DIDN’T BOOK IT.>>Stephen: SHE IS HERE WEDNESDAY. DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FOR HER. I’M EXCITED TO HAVE HER. WHAT DO WE ASK HER.>>I HAVEN’T MET HER. YOU HAVE MET HER.>>NO NOT EVERYONE GETS TO MEET HER.>>YOU’RE LUCKY. VERY LUCKY. ASK HER TO ASK US IF WE CAN COME TO DINNER TO HER PLACE.>>Stephen: CAMERA THREE, RIGHT THERE. ASK HER.>>HI, JUCINDA.>>WE HAVE…