• VIATA ÎN DUBAI: Prima zi de muncă
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    VIATA ÎN DUBAI: Prima zi de muncă

    Dude, after the first night in Jabana all i could have thought was: -Oh f*ck…. How do i get back home? -Columb (name of his friend) what the hell should you do because i can’t stay 11 months here He was like: -Dude do they have beer here, palinka (Romanian / Balkan drink) At least some tuica de curmale (another romanian drink) -Columb.. i don’t think so.. it’s clear that this place isn’t for us Anyway, at 7 o’clock in the morning or, maybe earlier, Ardeleanu, one of those three from last time, comes to our barrack and says: -We’re going to work on the field. Come with us, maybe…

  • VIATA ÎN DUBAI: Începutul
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    VIATA ÎN DUBAI: Începutul

    Yo, in college I had all sorts of weird jobs I’ve already told you about the majority of them. From making questionnaires door to door, to picking up children on the streets for commercials an shows Lying to fools for Gigel (name) and up to being a cashier in a supermarket All these were jobs that I had in college But, they were just temporary jobs Obviously, i did not look at any of those as a career It was just a way to make some money Especially because the hunger was just as big as a house But as soon as i graduated college I said, ”Well, i’m now…

  • State Theatre New Jersey Tickets from Unauthorized Sources & Ticket Brokers
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    State Theatre New Jersey Tickets from Unauthorized Sources & Ticket Brokers

    This is Sally, and this is Jimmy. They both heard about an amazing event presented by State Theatre New Jersey. Sally went right to one of the official ticket sources: STNJ.org or Ticketmaster.com and selected the best seats at the best price, and received the best service. Jimmy typed the event into a search browser and clicked on the wrong link. The site LOOKED like the official site for tickets… but it wasn’t. Jimmy didn’t read the small print buried at the bottom of the page. It turns out Jimmy paid a whole lot more than he should have. Because Sally purchased from STNJ or Ticketmaster.com, her seats were guaranteed,…

  • Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake
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    Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake

    >>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Jimmy: I SAW JOKER LAST NIGHT AND I’M NOW SCARE OF YOU. I HAVE TO SAY. IT REALLY WAS AN AMAZING, INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE. ARE YOU PROUD OF IT? ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW GOOD IT IS?>>UM.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A TOUGH QUESTION, RIGHT?>>THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE A JERK IF YOU SAY YES, BUT YOU’RE LYING IF YOU SAY NO.>>A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T GET IT.>>Jimmy: YOU WERE GREAT. I’LL JUST SAY THAT.>>THANK YOU. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK NOW VERY MUSCULAR. YOU WERE SO SKINNY IN THE MOVIE, AND REALLY LOOKED SICKLY. DID YOU, HOW MUCH WEIGHT DID YOU LOSE FOR…

  • Jim Gaffigan on Traveling Internationally with Five Kids
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    Jim Gaffigan on Traveling Internationally with Five Kids

    >>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?>>SO NICE.>>Jimmy: HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?>>I’M GOOD.>>Jimmy: HOW HAS YOUR SUMMER GONE SO FAR?>>IT WAS TOO MUCH TIME WITH MY FAMILY. WAY TOO MUCH TIME. I TOOK MY KIDS TO EUROPE.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH. NICE.>>AND I TRIED TO GET RID OF THEM. I TOOK MY KIDS TO EUROPE, WHICH IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU COULD DO IN THE WORLD.>>Jimmy: OF COURSE. YOU’VE GOT A LOT OF KIDS, RIGHT?>>I’VE GOT A LOT OF KIDS. FIVE.>>Jimmy: FIVE KIDS.>>MOST PEOPLE ARE LIKE WHY?>>Jimmy: HOW MANY ROOMS DO YOU HAVE TO GET WITH FIVE KIDS? >>WE HAVE TO GET A COUPLE ROOMS, AND THEN WE HAVE TO GET A ROOM…

  • Magician Dan White Freaks Out Jimmy and Questlove with a Time Traveling Card Trick
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    Magician Dan White Freaks Out Jimmy and Questlove with a Time Traveling Card Trick

    -Jimmy, tonight we are going to — -How did you know my name is Jimmy? -Tonight, we’re going to attempt to find order in chaos. -Order in chaos. -Love it. -This deck of cards represents chaos, okay? These cue cards represent order. Quest, what I need you to do, if you wouldn’t mind, just hold on to those cue cards, and whenever I point to you, I just want you to return to the next card. -Okay. -That’s all you got to. And, Jimmy, all you got to do is just read whatever the cue card says, okay? -I’m good with that, yep. -So, like I mentioned, this deck of…