• James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon
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    James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>James: THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT’S SO GREAT BEING BACK HOME IN LONDON DOING OUR SHOWS HERE AT THE BEAUTIFULLY HISTORIC CENTRAL HALL WESTMINSTER. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THESE TWO EMPTY SEATS ARE DOING HERE. THEY’RE WONDERFUL. THEY’RE THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. HERE’S THE THING. WE COULDN’T HAVE ANTICIPATED JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ATTEND THESE SHOWS, AND ALL OF THEM SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. SO, WE WANTED TO SURPRISE SOME LUCKY, UNSUSPECTING LONDONERS BY GIVING AWAY THOSE TWO SEATS THAT WILL INCLUDE THE FULL V.I.P. TREATMENT. NOW, I’M GOING TO HEAD OUT HERE ONTO THE ROOF. JUST HERE, YOU…

  • A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar … | Maz Jobrani
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    A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar … | Maz Jobrani

    Translator: Joseph Geni Reviewer: Morton Bast Hello, Doha. Hello! Salaam alaikum. I love coming to Doha. It’s such an international place. It feels like the United Nations here. You land at the airport, and you’re welcomed by an Indian lady who takes you to Al Maha Services, where you meet a Filipino lady who hands you off to a South African lady who then takes you to a Korean who takes you to a Pakistani guy with the luggage who takes you to the car with a Sri Lankan. You go to the hotel and you check in. There’s a Lebanese. Yeah? And then a Swedish guy showed me my…

  • That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai
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    That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai

    RECENTLY HAD SOME DOWN TIME AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOING A BIT OF TRAVELING AND YOU WENT TO DUBAI. YOU MET THE ROYAL FAMILY.>>WHAT WAS IT LIKE.>>FIRST OF ALL DUBAI IS AMAZING. YOU KNOW, THE TREATMENT THAT I GOT, THE HOSPITALITY THAT I GOT FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY, WAS UNREAL. BUT THE ANIMALS THAT THEY HAD FOR PETS BLUE ME AWAY.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>THE ROYAL FAMILY, THIS IS LIKE THE FAMILY. AND THEY FOUND OUT I WAS OVER THERE WITH LUDICRIS WHO SAY RAPPER, GREAT FRIEND OF MINE.>>James: YOU AND LUDICRIS WENT TRAVELING.>>WELL, VACATION EVERY YEAR, WE TAKE A TRIP EVERY YEAR.>>James: EVEN THAT IS LUD I COUNTRIES TO…

  • Dreams of Flight
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    Dreams of Flight

    Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? I need some water. It’s for my pills. They’re anti-anxiety pills. I’m afraid of flying! Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? My seat isn’t reclining. Can you fix that? Excuse me! I specifically chose not to be sat next to fat people. And I never got my Sprite! Bitch. Excuse me, can you help me get my back up? Um, can you help me? Can you. Excuse me? This always fits normally. It goes right in. Hey! Excuse me. My family isn’t sitting together and we’d like to be. We’re actually in the middle rows but we want to have an aisle to ourselves. Do you…

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    The Kind of Story We Need Right Now: Man Fights Traffic Ticket with Hash Brown Defense

    -A Connecticut man was pulled over for using his cellphone while driving. So, he did what any of us would do. He went to court to prove it wasn’t a phone, it was a hash brown, which brings us to the segment called “the kind of story we need right now.” [ Cheers and applause ] This right here, this is Jason. Jason was on his way to work one morning when a police officer pulled him over And gave him a $300 ticket for talking on his cellphone while driving. But Jason said he wasn’t talking on his phone, he said he was eating a McDonald’s hash brown and…

  • Flight Of The Conchords Perform ‘Father & Son’
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    Flight Of The Conchords Perform ‘Father & Son’

    >>Stephen: NOW PERFORMING THEIR SONG “FATHER AND SON” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ HEY DAD YES SON? ♪ I THOUGHT TODAY WAS A LOT OF FUN ♪ HEY SON ♪ YES DAD? ♪ TODAY WAS THE FUNNEST DAY A DAD EVER HAD ♪ BUILDING CASTLES IN THE SAND ♪ JUST YOU AND I ♪ DRIVING ROUND IN THE CAR I EVEN LET YOU DRIVE ♪ EATING DINNER FROM A CAN ♪ DADS YUMMY CAN SURPRISE ♪ JUST A GUY AND HIS LITTLE GUY ♪JUST A GUY AND HIS LITTLE GUY ♪ SON I KNOW IT’S HARD TO SEE YOUR DADDY CRY ♪ BUT IT’S…

  • Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
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    Achmed The Dead Terrorist | Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map

    (rocking electric guitar music) – Did you know that the very first x-ray was taken right here in Birmingham, England in 1896? – Ha! You call it an x-ray. I call it a selfie. (laughter) – So what did you do today? – I saw where they keep all those useless wax figures. – Ah, Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum. – No no, Parliament. (laughter and applause) (bagpipe music) – We’ve been talking about Scotland a bit. – Oh yes? – Mm hmm. I read the other day that Scotland is actually the, I’ve saved this fact for you, the murder capital of Europe. – (gasps) (laughter) I didn’t do it.…

  • RT Shorts – Cop Tickets Self-Driving Car
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    RT Shorts – Cop Tickets Self-Driving Car

    License and registration please. Hello, Officer. My name is Hopscotch. I do not have a license. I am an autonomous vehicle. Driving without a license, huh? I am a self-driving car. I meet all safety requirements. Nice looking vehicle you got here. Did you steal it? I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question, but I assure you, I am in full compliance. What are you trying to pull here!? I am not fitted with towing capabilities. Oh yeah, you’re very funny. *audible dinging* The fuck was that? Hopscotch: A service alert. It seems my… Officer: Shut up! Just shut the fuck up or I will taze you. There is no…