• BOLIVARD – LA VIE [Clip officiel]
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    BOLIVARD – LA VIE [Clip officiel]

    Today, at the bakery I bought a ham panini I bit into it And realized it was Salmon I asked for a refund I was told: Impossible You bit into it ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ We were watching Game of Thrones on TV My girlfriend said she liked Cersei Lannister, the mean queen I replied: “How can you like this woman, so full of hatred” She said: “don’t criticize people I love son of a bitch” ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t…

  • Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel
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    Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel

    So then Jeff was like, “What’s your excuse for being late today?” And I was like, “I don’t have an excuse, I have a reason.” Good for you. If your body oversleeps, it’s because it needs it. Shh. Will you stop it? That’s what got us kicked out of Guy Fieri’s restaurant. Don’t say I never offered. (giggling) Let’s move in together. It’s only been two weeks. When you know, you know. Yeah. You’re low-maintenance and it just feels okay. It feels right to me, too. Plus, my roommate’s all over me about rent. She’s your stepmom. Why is she even charging you? I don’t know. Mmm. I’m gonna hit…

  • No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!
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    No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!

    Uh, I got this in last night. The State of Nevada is trying to, uh, pass a referendum where, uh, state, and, uh, local government employees cannot have moustaches. ‘Has anyone seen this? Prop 5-5-1?’ – ‘They’re uh…’ – That is [bleep] I find that [bleep]. – ‘Take away our moustaches.’ – That ain’t fair. They will take my moustache from my cold, dead upper lip, my friend. I ain’t coming into work without a ‘stache. Junior, you was born with that moustache, wasn’t you? Hell, yeah. It’s my daddy’s moustache. Or he had a similar one. ‘I don’t want to work here without a moustache.’ ‘I really don’t.’ I…

  • Key & Peele – Alien Imposters
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    Key & Peele – Alien Imposters

    [spaceship engines roar] – WAIT, WAIT. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM. WHAT WAS THAT? – WHAT? – COVER ME. – GUYS! HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS. OH, THANK GOD. HEY, WE STARTED A COMMUNITY OF SURVIVORS. Y’ALL COME LIVE WITH US. – WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW? – COME ON. REDNECK WANTS US TO MOVE INTO HIS COMMUNITY? US? LET’S GO. – GUYS, OVER HERE! OH, THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS! – WOULD YOU LET ME DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? – OF COURSE! – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. AAH! PLEASE DON’T HURT ME! MY BEST FRIEND IS…

  • Key & Peele – Office Homophobe
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    Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

    [rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC ‘CAUSE I’M GAY. YOU CAN’T HANDLE A GAY MAN’S MUSIC. – NO, NO, NO. IT’S–I’M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. – OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN’T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN. – I CAN FATHOM IT. IT’S– CAN YOU JUST PLEASE…

  • Boarding your pets
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    Boarding your pets

    CURRENTLY MAKING THEIR SUMMER VACATION PLANS. BUT DON’T FORGET TO MAKE LODGING ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR PETS, TOO… CARLOS IS LIVE AT “CAMP BOW WOW” IN SOUTHPORT WITH A FEW POINTS TO REMEMBER… I’M HERE WITH TOM HULBERT, OWNER OF CAMP BOW WOW HERE IN SOUTHPORT, WHO IS ACCOMPANIED BY PUPS… TOM HAS TIPS FOR PREPARING YOUR PETS FOR BOARDING MAKE SURE VACCINATIONS ARE UP-TO-DATE MAKE SURE VACCINATIONS ARE UP-TO-DATE PRACTICE CRATE TRAINING UP-TO-DATE PRACTICE CRATE TRAINING BRING FAMILIAR ITEMS DON’T CHANGE YOUR PET’S DIET ITEMS DON’T CHANGE YOUR PET’S DIET STAY CALM WHEN DROPPING OFF SAY “GOODBYE” QUICKLY COMING UP NEXT HOUR… 5 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR DOG SAFER THIS…

  • Key & Peele – Awkward Conversation
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    Key & Peele – Awkward Conversation

    – Best comic book adaptation… – Oh, yeah. – to film hands down. – It’s–oh, yeah. – No argument. – Oh, yeah. Oh. See you later, girls. – All right. – Oh, yeah. Um, I know I’m in the minority here, but I don’t really like the Christopher Nolan Batmanmovies. – [scoffs] – I don’t. I really just feel like they’re…overrated. Okay. [all laughing] Well, that’s, um, that’s just an opinion. You see, that’s why I prefaced it by saying, “I know I’m in the minority.” Awkward. [both snickering] You know, what, no. No. Not really. It’s not awkward, at least not until you said “awkward.” Now it’s awkward, because…

  • Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele
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    Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

    Oh, thank you. I wish I could just stay at my old place, but I can’t afford the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers handling your belongings. The movers always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford professional movers. I’m moving myself this Saturday. [eerie music] Gonna do most of the small stuff just going back and forth with my hatchback. [echoing] Do you think you can borrow your roommate’s van? You can help me with some of the big stuff? Um…yeah… You know what? I’ve been thinking a lot lately, and I think we need to spend some time apart. Not to break up, no. Just, I…