• Ryan McCartan sings “Don’t Wanna Fight” at Feinstein’s/54 Below!
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    Ryan McCartan sings “Don’t Wanna Fight” at Feinstein’s/54 Below!

    (LOOPING SYNTHETIC BEAT) (LOOPING BASSLINE) (LOOPING BASSLINE) (LOOPING GUITAR CHORDS) My life Your life Don’t cross them lines What you like What I like Why can’t we both be right Attacking Defending Until there’s nothing left worth winning Your pride and my pride Don’t waste my time I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more I don’t wanna fight no more No! (GUITAR RIFF) Take from my hand Put in your hand the fruit of all my grief Hmm Cause lyin’ down…

  • Caesar’s Flight for Maria Was Cancelled! | 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days
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    Caesar’s Flight for Maria Was Cancelled! | 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days

    I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED. I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW. MARIA’S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN MEXICO WITH ME RIGHT NOW, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HER RESERVATION WAS CANCELED. I DON’T KNOW WHY MARIA DIDN’T TELL ME THIS EARLIER. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE PLANE YESTERDAY, SO WHY DIDN’T SHE TELL ME SOONER? [ SIGHS ] GOD. MARIA’S SAYING THAT SHE DIDN’T CANCEL THE FLIGHT AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST HER RIGHT NOW. I KNOW I DIDN’T CANCEL THE FLIGHT. I NEED TO CALL THE AIRLINE AND I’M GONNA GET TO THE…

  • In-flight proposal
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    In-flight proposal

    Hello Soo Tower Mr. Baj is going over the… wind mills and I think he is going to crash into one Roger that Put your hands back to that thing yak Simone… I’m going to jump out! Going up and down I dont really like that okay… I don’t think that’s necessary Okay, I’ll fly Okay! All right… okay, pull up! Pull up I don’t know what that means Pull up is like this! Ahh You don’t have to make abrupt movements, eh…? When did we start dating? ohh, you still don’t know is the 21st? I’m gonna let you figure that out Simone… What? How do you spell my…

  • Midnight To Monaco – One Way Ticket
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    Midnight To Monaco – One Way Ticket

    (BIRDS CHIRPING) ♪ ♪ ♪ I’M NOT ASHAMED ♪ ♪ I’M NOT AFRAID ♪ ♪ MY LIST OF REGRETS HASN’T FILLED MY BRAIN ♪ ♪ WHAT’S YOUR DESTINATION? ♪ ♪ WON’T YOU COME MEET ME TONIGHT? ♪ ♪ JUST GET ON A PLANE OR GET ON A TRAIN ♪ ♪ DRIVE THROUGH THE NIGHT AND JUST LET ME EXPLAIN ♪ ♪ BELIEVE ME I’M NOT ASKING, I’MMA TELLING YOU WHAT’S RIGHT ♪ ♪ CAUSE I’LL WAIT AT THE STATION ♪ ♪ I’LL WAIT AT THE KEY ♪ ♪ I’LL WAIT IN THE SUN IN THE 40 DEGREES ♪ ♪ DON’T YOU TAKE FOREVER ♪ ♪ DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME,…

  • seattle (a travel diary)
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    seattle (a travel diary)

    Walking Scott Street, feeling like a stranger With an open heart, open container I’ve got a stack of mail and a tall can It’s a shower beer it’s a payment plan Do you feel ashamed When you hear my name I asked you “How is your sister? I heard she got her degree” And I said, “That makes me feel old” He said, “What does that make me?” I asked you “How is playing drums?” You said it’s too much shit to carry “And what about the band?” You said they’re all getting married Do you feel ashamed When you hear my name Anyway, don’t be a stranger Anyway, don’t…

  • BOLIVARD – LA VIE [Clip officiel]
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    BOLIVARD – LA VIE [Clip officiel]

    Today, at the bakery I bought a ham panini I bit into it And realized it was Salmon I asked for a refund I was told: Impossible You bit into it ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ We were watching Game of Thrones on TV My girlfriend said she liked Cersei Lannister, the mean queen I replied: “How can you like this woman, so full of hatred” She said: “don’t criticize people I love son of a bitch” ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t worry, it’s life! ♪ ♪ Don’t…

  • Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel
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    Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel

    So then Jeff was like, “What’s your excuse for being late today?” And I was like, “I don’t have an excuse, I have a reason.” Good for you. If your body oversleeps, it’s because it needs it. Shh. Will you stop it? That’s what got us kicked out of Guy Fieri’s restaurant. Don’t say I never offered. (giggling) Let’s move in together. It’s only been two weeks. When you know, you know. Yeah. You’re low-maintenance and it just feels okay. It feels right to me, too. Plus, my roommate’s all over me about rent. She’s your stepmom. Why is she even charging you? I don’t know. Mmm. I’m gonna hit…

  • No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!
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    No-Shave November, Reno Style – RENO 911!

    Uh, I got this in last night. The State of Nevada is trying to, uh, pass a referendum where, uh, state, and, uh, local government employees cannot have moustaches. ‘Has anyone seen this? Prop 5-5-1?’ – ‘They’re uh…’ – That is [bleep] I find that [bleep]. – ‘Take away our moustaches.’ – That ain’t fair. They will take my moustache from my cold, dead upper lip, my friend. I ain’t coming into work without a ‘stache. Junior, you was born with that moustache, wasn’t you? Hell, yeah. It’s my daddy’s moustache. Or he had a similar one. ‘I don’t want to work here without a moustache.’ ‘I really don’t.’ I…

  • Key & Peele – Alien Imposters
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    Key & Peele – Alien Imposters

    [spaceship engines roar] – WAIT, WAIT. WE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM. WHAT WAS THAT? – WHAT? – COVER ME. – GUYS! HEY, GUYS! HEY, GUYS. OH, THANK GOD. HEY, WE STARTED A COMMUNITY OF SURVIVORS. Y’ALL COME LIVE WITH US. – WAIT. HOW DID YOU KNOW? – COME ON. REDNECK WANTS US TO MOVE INTO HIS COMMUNITY? US? LET’S GO. – GUYS, OVER HERE! OH, THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS! – WOULD YOU LET ME DATE YOUR DAUGHTER? – OF COURSE! – OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. AAH! PLEASE DON’T HURT ME! MY BEST FRIEND IS…