• 100 People Play Scratch Tickets | Keep it 100 | Cut
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    100 People Play Scratch Tickets | Keep it 100 | Cut

    – The real sinful part is how much I’m enjoying scratching it off. – C’mon baby. – Woooo. (jazz music) – Do you buy scratch tickets? – Absolutely not. – I’ve never done ’em. – So if I gave you one, you wouldn’t take it? – I mean yeah, if you gave me one. – Is this, are you offering me a scratch ticket? – I am. – Oh my god, yes! – Ready to win some money! – Win up to $5000, that’s what I’m talking about. – This better not be fake if I win. – You ever won big? – I’ve never won more than $5. –…

  • Man Spends Entire Paycheck on Scratch Tickets – All In | Cut
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    Man Spends Entire Paycheck on Scratch Tickets – All In | Cut

    – My name is Duranged Pitt. I am betting my whole fucking paycheck on scratch tickets. Fuck it, the year is about to end. I feel like I got one more reckless maneuver in me and try to flip it and hopefully win some big money. – Security at a weed shop. I get paid about every two weeks. – $1,200 My luck’s so fucked, it has to get better. If it doesn’t, then fuck it, I’ll just end this fucking year and start fresh. – Not really. – Um, so, I’m like about to buy some scratch tickets and try to win some money. And um, I’ve spent my…

  • Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
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    Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

    [laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. Control freak or– I don’t even know. Oh, my God. That’s so funny. Isn’t it? Is it? Is it funny? Is it funny? No. I’m, like, I totally just like to be just easygoing. – Yeah, yeah. – Hi, I’m Wayne. – I’ll be your waiter. – It’s been…

  • Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel
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    Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel

    So then Jeff was like, “What’s your excuse for being late today?” And I was like, “I don’t have an excuse, I have a reason.” Good for you. If your body oversleeps, it’s because it needs it. Shh. Will you stop it? That’s what got us kicked out of Guy Fieri’s restaurant. Don’t say I never offered. (giggling) Let’s move in together. It’s only been two weeks. When you know, you know. Yeah. You’re low-maintenance and it just feels okay. It feels right to me, too. Plus, my roommate’s all over me about rent. She’s your stepmom. Why is she even charging you? I don’t know. Mmm. I’m gonna hit…

  • K-Town S1, Ep. 5 of 10: “The Rules of Booking”
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    K-Town S1, Ep. 5 of 10: “The Rules of Booking”

    MUSIC/NAT SOUND YOUNG: Okay. Boom. Boom. Boom. STEVE: Yo. YOUNG: Huh? STEVE: What’s that your dance routine? YOUNG: Yeah. STEVE: Yeah YOUNG: Yeah, yeah. STEVE: Why you so stressed? YOUNG: This audition is really important to me right now because when I was in Korea, YOUNG: So Young’s dad said he will only give me his blessings if I give up my dream and get a normal job. YOUNG: And I want to show him that with this audition I can make it. And come back to him and say this is me, this is who I am. YOUNG: No, it’s just like –. It’s just this one, one part…

  • Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time | Strange Buds | Cut
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    Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time | Strange Buds | Cut

    rap music…”Brace mattic. What? What?” rap music…”BB2, uh wad up genro? Jenny. Jenny.” rap music…”Uh….We all gonna let you know how these verbals…” Director: Uh…And you never smoked marijuana before? Paula: No, I’ve never smoked marijuana. Director: Is there a reason why you haven’t? Paula: I was too busy raising children. Dorothea: I was a suburban housewife and we had our cigarettes and our cocktails and we were happy. Dierdre: No I’ve never smoked marijuana before. Director: It’s happening. Let’s bring it out and let them handle it. Dierdre: Oh, I have nerves. Dierdre: All of a sudden I have butterflies. Paula: Yipes. Dierdre: We don’t know what to do…

  • French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…