• 5 Surprising Ways to Avoid a Ticket
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    5 Surprising Ways to Avoid a Ticket

    MIKE FALZONE: Hey, what’s up? I’m Mike. STEPHANIE BEATRIZ: I’m Stephanie. MIKE FALZONE: Who you probably, definitely recognize as Detective Rosa Diaz from “Brooklyn Nine-Nine.” STEPHANIE BEATRIZ: Which you can watch on Sunday nights at 8:30, 7:30 Central on Fox. We’re after “The Simpsons.” MIKE FALZONE: Hey, why aren’t you in your cop uniform? STEPHANIE BEATRIZ: I’m not an actual cop [? girl. ?] MIKE FALZONE: OK, officer. STEPHANIE BEATRIZ: Today, we are counting down the five most surprising ways to avoid a ticket. MIKE FALZONE: You ever arrest any magicians? Because I feel like all their tricks are escape-based. STEPHANIE BEATRIZ: Uh-huh, uh-huh. I’m not an actual cop, though…

  • Dark Corners – Hard Ticket to Hawaii: Review
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    Dark Corners – Hard Ticket to Hawaii: Review

    Welcome back to my Dark Corner of this Sick World ‘Just when you thought it as safe to take a pee’ Hard Ticket to Hawaii is another 80s action thriller where the men are men ‘Hey Collen, You’ve got a great ass’ and the women like it ‘So do you Pilgrim’ To be honest, this film is about two things ‘I’ll have a pair of coffee’ which explains the DEA’s new uniform policy ‘Hey Donna’ and the lengths to which the film goes to display the assets of its stars, veering from tenuous… ‘Karen we need to figure out what just happened. Let’s unload and hit the jacuzzi. I do…

  • 5 tips for Beating a GA Speeding Ticket in Court – GA attorney George McCranie explains
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    5 tips for Beating a GA Speeding Ticket in Court – GA attorney George McCranie explains

    I’m George McCranie DUI and criminal defense attorney with offices in Valdosta and Douglas Georgia today I wanted to give you five tips or ways to beat a Georgia speeding ticket in court number one be prepared know what type of tickets you have the citation number and the officers information that he has added to the phone to go online go to Google or some other search engine and look up the law know what the elements of the law that you’ve been charged with the violation know what the elements are and know what the officer must prove in court an example of this would be the calibration…

  • Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime
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    Hannibal Buress – Jaywalking Is a Fantasy Crime

    – I GOT A JAYWALKING TICKET IN MONTREAL. I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT. I’VE JAYWALKED SO MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE. IT’S SUCH AN EASY THING TO TIME OUT. IS THERE A CAR COMING? NO? LET ME GET ACROSS THEN. I’VE DONE IT THOUSANDS OF TIMES. BUT THIS TIME IT WAS ME AND THIS OLD LADY. WE WERE JAYWALKING TOGETHER. WE WEREN’T TOGETHER LIKE THAT, BUT IF WE WERE, SO WHAT? MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I JUST MET Y’ALL. SO ME AND THIS OLD LADY, WE GET ACROSS THE STREET, THEN A MONTREAL COP APPROACHES US, SPEAKING IN FRENCH. [imitating French] FRENCH. [laughter] I SAID, “HEY, MAN, I DON’T TALK LIKE THAT.…

  • Key & Peele – Magician Cop
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    Key & Peele – Magician Cop

    [indistinct radio chatter] [tapping on glass] – WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER? – YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE FROM AROUND HERE. – NO, SIR. – YOU BEEN DOING ANY DRUGS TONIGHT? – NO, SIR. – NOPE? – NO. – WHY DON’T YOU POP THAT TRUNK, STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE FOR ME, PLEASE. – REALLY? – YEAH. [trunk pops] – [sighs] [seatbelt clicks] – NO DRUGS, HUH? – NOPE. [indistinct radio chatter] – WELL, WELL, WELL. [trunk closes] WHAT HAVE WE HERE? – NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU PLANTED THAT IN MY CAR. – OH, DID I? OR…DID I PLANT THIS? – UH–I REAL–I GUESS– – UP AGAINST…

  • How to Beat a Speeding Ticket in Court
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    How to Beat a Speeding Ticket in Court

    Hi, I’m Barry Kowitt, one of the attorneys here at the law firm of Unger & Kowitt today wanna talk to you question we get asked all the time which is how to beat a speeding ticket in court the first thing you have to know about how to beat a speeding ticket in court is that you gotta be prepared you can’t just walk in expect to get the case dismissed it doesn’t work that way. You have to do a little bit about to take the ticket you receive in this case it’s a speeding ticket look at the actual ticket look at the citation number of their…