• Doug & Skeeter Win Beets Tickets | Doug | NickRewind
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    Doug & Skeeter Win Beets Tickets | Doug | NickRewind

    (man on radio) This is KBLUFF, you’re on the air. Are you ready to win front row seats to The Beets? Yeah! Okey dokey. Here’s question numero uno. What was The Beets’ first number-one single? “I Sneezed on my Face.” Correctamundo! Here’s your second Beets question. What is the name of lead singer Wendy Nesbaum’s pet fruit bat? It’s Gigi Ameche. Absitively posolutely correct! That’s two down, one more to go and then you’ll be going to The Beets’ concert. Ready? We’re ready. On what Beets album is there a really tiny, little, almost microscopic picture of Chap Lipmann after his gallbladder operation? Uh oh. This one’s really tough. Come…

  • TIME TRAVELING PICKUP MASTER
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    TIME TRAVELING PICKUP MASTER

    (surfer dude) If I could time-travel, I’d totally go back in time to eat my lunch again. (Ian) SHUT UP!!! (movie narrator) Project Almanac, rated PG-13. In theaters January 30th. – (actress) Whoa-ho! – (actor #1) What the hell is that? – (actor #1) Here we go. Project Almanac… ..temporal location prototype? What does that mean? It means time travel. (actor #1) We should try to build it. (actor #2) You guys are crazy. We can’t build a time machine. Yeah, there’s no way someone could make a time machine that fast. What the hell is that? It’s a time machine, duh. Yeah, that “time machine” is never gonna work.…

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    Marc Savard gets revenge on Officer for speeding tickets!

    [Music] The person touching right now, whenever I shake your hand like this instantly you get the worst case of the jock itch ever! Oh my god! It’s like your balls are on fire! Who have you came with Ted tonight make some noise. If they’re my tension that excellent! Good! Good to have you here! Good day! Good! Good sir! So your Fitbit? That’s your Fitbit? Yeah! Keep that up! You’ll be able to masturbate for four miles or something. Just as I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding! I’m just kidding. I know I just get a lot of Fitbit points this way. How many steps are walking? 200,…

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    Bill Burr Gets Deep with Comedians About Dirty Tapes, Living in a Van & More – The Ringers

    – In between, literally, childhood memories. Like me and my sister carving a pumpkin and then, literally the next shot was like, a woman’s leg up and like, Madonna licking very close. – How long did you live in a van for? – About a year and a half. – Jesus Christ. – I felt like I was a little Hobbit that was going on this unexpected journey. I was taking the ring to Mordor. – So, your family was watching some home videos? – Yeah, we were watching some very nice home videos of us, growing up as children. And then my father, Peter. Did you know the Madonna…

  • Kerbal Space Program: Final Flight (With Scott Manley)
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    Kerbal Space Program: Final Flight (With Scott Manley)

    *static* Jebediah Kerman, here we are again -Whoo -If you say so As part of the whole reconstruction deal We have been asked to not fly the new space plane into the new space center So try to avoid that, Jeb! *finger click* hey! -Yes -What did I just say? -Plane into the station, got it -No, opposite thing. Also we have been assigned a supervisor -There are other people on Kerbin? -Surprised me too. It is just a bureaucratic formality, though. I will take care of it *static* -Hello -Hey there, so I don’t mean to be rude but we probably don’t need you here for most of this…

  • How I Met Your Mother Stages a Buffy Reunion by Booking Seth Green as a Guest Star!
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    How I Met Your Mother Stages a Buffy Reunion by Booking Seth Green as a Guest Star!

    Buffy fans – get ready for a Sunnydale High reunion on How I Met Your Mother! CBS has confirmed that Seth Green, Alyson Hannigan’s former Buffy the Vampire Slayer costar, will guest star in an upcoming episode of HIMYM. Green will play Daryl, a former college friend of Marshall and Lily’s.. the only problem is, they don’t remember him, and things turn creepy when he becomes and more and more obsessed with having them in his life. Seth’s episode is due out in December and in the meantime, stick with us at Celebified for more TV buzz.

  • Superpower Soccer Challenge and Treasure Hunt for the Mysterious Superpower Artifact | SuperHeroKids
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    Superpower Soccer Challenge and Treasure Hunt for the Mysterious Superpower Artifact | SuperHeroKids

    (upbeat music) (record scratch) (upbeat music) If you’re ready to see the soccer duel of the century, let me hear you scream! You’re a good crowd, thank you all for coming. (playful music) Okay, soccer, soccer’s cool. Gotta beat the boy. Here’s what I got to do, gotta run past the ball, touch the flag, come back and kick the ball as hard as can. (suspenseful music) Okay, three, two, one! (suspenseful music) Huh? Okay. Three, two, huh? (screams) Why is my ring not functioning? (screams) – Hope, are you even trying? It’s not like your ring is alive. – Don’t listen to her, she doesn’t understand you like I…

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    Conleth Hill Gave His Extra Game of Thrones Premiere Tickets to Debbie Harry

    -The first time you were on the show, you weren’t sitting here. We do a thing with Leslie Jones from “SNL” called “Game of Jones,” where we watch an episode together, and you were very kind to come and, well, surprise her. Let’s take a look, real quick. Where do you stand on Varys? -Varys… is like the girlfriend that you don’t know if she really your homegirl or not. [ Laughter ] Because one minute she’s supporting you and got your back, but then the next minute you hear about some bull [bleep] she said to somebody else about you. Don’t be going behind my back, because fire in…

  • Piper Perabo Can Cry Herself Out of a Speeding Ticket
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    Piper Perabo Can Cry Herself Out of a Speeding Ticket

    >>James: NOW WE HAD A NICE LITTLE SURPRISE AT WORK TODAY. DID YOU SEE THIS, REG, WE GOT, WE ACTUALLY GOT A PLUG FOR CARPOOL KARAOKE FROM SOME LADY INTRODUCING SOME OTHER LADY ON THE STAGE. AND IT KIND OF BLEW OUR MINDS. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.>>NOW IT HASN’T BEEN ALL HARD WORK. SHE PLAYED A MEAN ROUND OF CARPOOL KARAOKE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ALTHOUGH, I I TALKED TO YOU DIRECTLY, HILLARY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT, YOU DON’T PLAY CARPOOL KARAOKE, AND IT IS HARD WORK. MAY I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN ME AND FIND OUT ANY TIME…

  • Hall Ticket (ഹാൾ ടിക്കറ്റ് )| Debut Malayalam Short Film with English Subtitles
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    Hall Ticket (ഹാൾ ടിക്കറ്റ് )| Debut Malayalam Short Film with English Subtitles

    ( Reading Instructions in Hallticket ) Candidates should occupy their seats allotted in the examination centre before 2 PM. Otherwise he/she will not be allowed to write the test. Then we will go at 1.59 PM sharp. I’m going. Do as you wish. Wait, I’m coming too. Hey, check this question out. If C is daughter of A, And F is the son of C’s mother’s elder sister’s father’s younger brother. If so, what is the relation of B to F? Stop it man!(in background) Uh-oh! Hmm!!?? ( Giggling ) Great! Well done. ( Bell ringing ) Hey. Sorry.. Sorry. Can’t you see? ( Explaining in a faint voice )…