• Hall Ticket (ഹാൾ ടിക്കറ്റ് )| Debut Malayalam Short Film with English Subtitles
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    Hall Ticket (ഹാൾ ടിക്കറ്റ് )| Debut Malayalam Short Film with English Subtitles

    ( Reading Instructions in Hallticket ) Candidates should occupy their seats allotted in the examination centre before 2 PM. Otherwise he/she will not be allowed to write the test. Then we will go at 1.59 PM sharp. I’m going. Do as you wish. Wait, I’m coming too. Hey, check this question out. If C is daughter of A, And F is the son of C’s mother’s elder sister’s father’s younger brother. If so, what is the relation of B to F? Stop it man!(in background) Uh-oh! Hmm!!?? ( Giggling ) Great! Well done. ( Bell ringing ) Hey. Sorry.. Sorry. Can’t you see? ( Explaining in a faint voice )…

  • Demetri Martin Stand-up
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    Demetri Martin Stand-up

    >>ALL RIGHT! THANKS A LOT EVERYBODY. THANK YOU. I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE BACK ON THE SHOW. I HAD A LOT OF FUN LAST TIME AND WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO DO THE SHOW THIS TIME I WAS PSYCHED, BECAUSE THE TIMING IS PERFECT. I HAVE A BUNCH OF TOUR DATES LINED UP, GOING TO DIFFERENTLY CITIES. I MENTIONED THAT TO THE PRODUCERS BACKSTAGE, THEY SAID DON’T MENTION THE CITIES, DON’T DO COMEDY NOT LIKE A COMMERCIAL, DON’T SELL MYSELF. ABSOLUTELY. I’M A COMEDIAN, I HAVE JOKES, I’M EXCITED TO TELL THEM, JUST TO MAKE SURE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS DON’T GO OUT THERE AND SAY FOR EXAMPLE I’M GOING…

  • StubHub Offers Loans for Tickets to the Big Game (feat. Tim Dillon) – Lights Out with David Spade
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    StubHub Offers Loans for Tickets to the Big Game (feat. Tim Dillon) – Lights Out with David Spade

    If you’ve ever thought, “How can I be more in debt,” this story’s for you. Uh, ticket broker StubHub is offering loans to buy Super Bowl tickets, tickets between 5 grand and $17,000, with interest rates between 10% and 30%, -which means 30%. -(groaning) This is horrifying. You want to char– Get (bleep)ed. First of all, it… StubHub, no offense, is already bad enough. -Like, you’re scalping. You’re already getting jacked. -Right. And they want to– Uh, it’s like a new loan sh– It’s weird. Go ahead. I’m sorry. I’m getting worked up. -I… -But it-it’s, like, pr-priorities, right? Like, this is where we are in America with priorities. You–…

  • THE TIME TRAVEL | Angry Prash
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    THE TIME TRAVEL | Angry Prash

    (Plane Sound) Brother! hmmmm Why are we suddenly going to Africa? Aye just had a thought, we didn’t go anywhere from a long time, so this time Africa Very good Brother, you are great! hmmmm After four years I have managed to impress a girl! what Africa, for her I can even go to the moon Brother tell me one thing? Say! the wheels of the plane are in the air yeah? then if we apply breaks, how will it stop? (music) Ayee! get the plane down, Get the plane down now! Sir! SIr! What happened? you tell me I will help you! do you think our life is like…

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    Michael Moore Thinks an All-Women Democratic Presidential Ticket Would Win

    -You’ve been honest about a couple things. One, you have endorsed Bernie Sanders. -Yes. -And, two, you have encouraged all Democrats to do the same, which is, whoever the nominee is, you will support. -Absolutely. Yes, yes. -And — [ Cheers and applause ] -In fact, I just — I thought, all of us — We are coming. Trump. Where is Trump? Which one is he? -He usually watches on that camera, yeah. -Okay. We, on November 3rd, are coming. And we are large. Our army — [ Cheers and applause ] It doesn’t matter. I mean, seriously, he — They had a poll last month. A literal, actual poll.…

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    Diesel Dash to Abu Dhabi

    – The new “Fast and the Furious” movie, “Furious 7” opens this week. It stars Vin Diesel and The Rock. Part of the movie– [cheers and applause] Part of the movie was filmed in Abu Dhabi, one of the most luxurious places in the world. I wish I could go, but I have a thing that a place that I’ve got to go to. [laughter] So I thought I’d give someone in the audience a chance to go. [cheers and applause] One trip. So… Two of you will be competing for a 13-night trip to Abu Dhabi… [audience exclaims] And–and we really, seriously only have one trip. You know how…

  • [CC/FULL] You’re All Surrounded EP05 (2/3) | 너희들은포위됐다
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    [CC/FULL] You’re All Surrounded EP05 (2/3) | 너희들은포위됐다

    Now, at last, we have the chance to hear this person sing. The living legend of the Detective Division… Seo Pan-suk! Seo Pan-suk! Seo Pan-suk! Lee Eung-do! Lee Eung-do! Lee Eung-do! Why is it so loud? Why are you turning it off? Long time no see, Detective Seo. Yes. Long time no see, Prosecutor Han. Why are you all so loud going around in a pack? Are they gangsters or detectives? Prosecutor Han. Even if that’s a joke, it makes the police feel not so good hearing it. Oh my, the Chief was here. Go and draw some blood. Go to Hanguk hospital morgue and bring 10 cc of Kwon…

  • [CC/FULL] You’re All Surrounded EP02 (1/3) | 너희들은포위됐다
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    [CC/FULL] You’re All Surrounded EP02 (1/3) | 너희들은포위됐다

    I guess Gangnam is jammed regardless of time and place. It’s not even noon yet. Hey, let’s put the siren on. Yes! No! I definitely put on the siren. That was my limited edition! That was my limited edition! I bought that after waiting two hours in line. What is he saying? He said it’s Starbucks limited edition. I told you to bring the siren but what did you bring? Group disturbance incident on Gangnam Road. Dispatch immediately. Zero one on the move. On the move. Look on the side. Is there space? There’s not. Everyone, take your handcuffs out. Hey, take the cuffs out. Take out the handcuffs. Move…

  • Pro Tip: Don’t Buy “Hamilton” Tickets Off Craigslist
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    Pro Tip: Don’t Buy “Hamilton” Tickets Off Craigslist

    >>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME JULIE KLAUSNER!>>Stephen: COME ON UP HERE. WOW. ♪ ♪ ♪ NICE TO HAVE YOU. THOSE ARE SOME NICE SHOES YOU’VE GOT THERE.>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I’M RELIEVED THE BAND GOT THE NOTE I WAS JEWISH.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SEEN EACH OTHER IN MANY, MANY YEARS. BUT THE THING THAT I WAS JUST REMINDED OF BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERE IS THAT YOU WERE AN INTERN ON A SHOW I USED TO DO CALLED “STRANGERS WITH CANDY,” BACK IN THE LAST CENTURY.>>IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. IT WAS IN THE 20th SEARCHRY. I WAS AN INTERN. I WAS SUCH A FAN OF THE SHOW.>>Stephen: DID YOU LEARN…