• Did Pizza Hut Get It Right This Time?
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    Did Pizza Hut Get It Right This Time?

    Hello everyone, this is running on empty food review Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen and everyone watching This is running on empty food review. And I am your host the report of the week. So here we are Now we’re kind of really back to normal. We’re doing a food review and On a new pizza at that. Well, it’s not a brand new pizza. It’s rereleased But you know, well, we’ll go out and we’ll say that it’s I guess I don’t know what is newly released So I guess it is new so you got me on that one Um, but you know new Pizza Hut pizza and…

  • Ye Olde Pizza (Fire Street Pizza Bad Ads 1) – Solar Flight Productions
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    Ye Olde Pizza (Fire Street Pizza Bad Ads 1) – Solar Flight Productions

    Do you long for the days when food was made the natural way? When men rode horses and cooked their food over an open fire? That’s why we only use wood-born fire here at Fire Street Pizza, so that those pesky new-fangled machines don’t inject poisonous rays into your food…? Dude, that’s not right. Director: Uh, I’m pretty sure that that’s right. Nah, it just tastes better when you cook it over wood. Director: Just read the script. I don’t know how I feel about this, man, it’s weird. So, bring your royal party down to Fire Street Pizza and meet our crown jewels, the tastiest pizza in the realm!…

  • Achmed The Dead Terrorist BANNED in Malaysia? | JEFF DUNHAM
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    Achmed The Dead Terrorist BANNED in Malaysia? | JEFF DUNHAM

    hi everybody Jeff Dunham & Walter here hello and we’re sitting next to some odd vehicle I don’t know what this is you know what that is whatever it’s the Achmed mobile oh no one cares yeah anyway you know alter our video this week you know what we’re doing I had no idea well we’re getting ready to go on our next international tour we’re going to the UK and then tape our Netflix special in Dublin that’s right but the last time we went on an international tour things didn’t go so well for Achmed that’s true we got to Malaysia and the lion government said no Achmed…

  • Walter |  All Over the Map  | JEFF DUNHAM
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    Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM

    (upbeat guitar) – Isn’t England where Mary Poppins is from? – Oh, it took place in London. – Oh yeah, okay, yeah. You know I dated her for a while (audience laughing) – You dated Mary Poppins? – Yes, I did. – No. – Yeah, I did. We were very young. – Oh really? – Yeah, okay, yeah. I was the first guy to get into her chim chim cher-ee. (audience laughing) Kinda ruined things going into the moment of passion she started screaming some weird word. It was like, super California refrigerator ex the delicious lotion, something like that. Pretty kinky chick, I’ll tell you that much. – [Walter]…

  • Lottery Ticket – Movie Review
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    Lottery Ticket – Movie Review

    all right we’ll move on to uh… lottery ticket from executive producer of ice cube in the directed by a guest of the director farah quite um… the christy aleph living in the projects just got written by school works at foot locker leads kinda bleak he goes to the day that one day to buy his grandma thereby limited divine a lottery ticket while he’s there he buys and sells one what do you know he wins three hundred seventy million dollars his life might change hemorrhagic cemented uh… probably wonder why my scout lately is you know at their about third wife pics disabilities in actually there’s millions…

  • SURPRISING KIDS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS! đŸ˜±Did We Meet Her?!
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    SURPRISING KIDS WITH TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS! đŸ˜±Did We Meet Her?!

    what are you guys doing the Taylor Swift concert which is tonight and Pasadena the rose ball the girls have no idea that we are going tonight they think the concert is next month so I’m about to wake him up if they’re not already awake and tell them we’re going on a surprise trip to what Dre would wear day will drive Beverly Hills because I know pasaba really wants to go to Beverly Hills so yeah but we’re not gold now have really going Anthony not tomorrow but we’ll go there okay I guess what you’re gonna have fun you can’t tell the girls because you’re gonna have…

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Movie Tickets Battle SuperHeroKids in Real Life!
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    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Movie Tickets Battle SuperHeroKids in Real Life!

    I’m so excited to watch the new Jurassic World movie! Me too! I just finished printing the tickets! Wait a second. We can’t go to the movies until I finish the dishes. Can I hold the tickets? I’ll hold onto them. You might loose them. No I won’t. Please? Not now Noah! Give me them! No! All done. Now I just have to use the garbage disposal. The tickets! They’re destroyed now, we’re never gonna get to see the movie. Why did you let them go Noah? You were pulling them too. It’s not your fault Noah. It’s my fault. The garbage disposal was on. I’m sorry It’s all right.…

  • James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon
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    James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>James: THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT’S SO GREAT BEING BACK HOME IN LONDON DOING OUR SHOWS HERE AT THE BEAUTIFULLY HISTORIC CENTRAL HALL WESTMINSTER. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THESE TWO EMPTY SEATS ARE DOING HERE. THEY’RE WONDERFUL. THEY’RE THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. HERE’S THE THING. WE COULDN’T HAVE ANTICIPATED JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ATTEND THESE SHOWS, AND ALL OF THEM SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. SO, WE WANTED TO SURPRISE SOME LUCKY, UNSUSPECTING LONDONERS BY GIVING AWAY THOSE TWO SEATS THAT WILL INCLUDE THE FULL V.I.P. TREATMENT. NOW, I’M GOING TO HEAD OUT HERE ONTO THE ROOF. JUST HERE, YOU…