• Things No One Wants to Admit About Air Travel
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    Things No One Wants to Admit About Air Travel

    So, I just got back from a trip, and there’s something I noticed. Whenever I travel, I hate everybody. [ Laughter ] Everything about air travel is a nightmare, and it all starts at the airport. Like, how are people in the security line still confused about the rules?! I was once behind a man — This is a true story. I was once behind a man who had to go through the metal detector five times because he had loose coins in every single one of his pockets. And I’m just like, “Fam, how many vending machines do you think your plane is going to have?” [ Laughter ]…

  • Mad Lib Theater with Jon Hamm and Keri Russell
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    Mad Lib Theater with Jon Hamm and Keri Russell

    -Now, Keri, Jon, here’s how this is gonna work. I’m gonna ask you both for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera. And then after we do that, they’ll be written onto cue cards, and then we’re gonna act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene. Ready for this? -Ah, so ready. -All right. Here we go. Ready, Jon? -Yes. -All right. Jon, you first. The sound a bird makes. -[ Screaming bird sounds ] -Oh, my God. -Right? -Thanks for that. -Don’t know how you write that on the cue card. Yes. -We’ll figure it out. -Keri. Keri, a number. -Um, 8,072. -8,072. All right. 8,072. -Don’t judge me.…

  • Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey’s Economy
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    Trump Threatens to Obliterate Turkey’s Economy

    -Let’s get to some news here, guys. Today a federal judge ordered President Trump to turn over eight years of his tax returns. I’m not saying it’s bad, but right now Trump’s accountant is climbing over his border wall into Mexico. -Really? [ Laughter ] -Well, people are still talking about the impeachment. I saw that Trump said it’s a bad thing to have on his résumé. [ Laughter ] The only thing worse than having impeachment on your résumé is having Rudy Giuliani as your only reference. [ Laughter ] I kind of like the idea of Trump even having a résumé. Though I’m pretty sure under skills, all…

  • Magician Dan White Freaks Out Jimmy and Questlove with a Time Traveling Card Trick
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    Magician Dan White Freaks Out Jimmy and Questlove with a Time Traveling Card Trick

    -Jimmy, tonight we are going to — -How did you know my name is Jimmy? -Tonight, we’re going to attempt to find order in chaos. -Order in chaos. -Love it. -This deck of cards represents chaos, okay? These cue cards represent order. Quest, what I need you to do, if you wouldn’t mind, just hold on to those cue cards, and whenever I point to you, I just want you to return to the next card. -Okay. -That’s all you got to. And, Jimmy, all you got to do is just read whatever the cue card says, okay? -I’m good with that, yep. -So, like I mentioned, this deck of…