• The Daily Show – The Curious Case of Flight 370
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    The Daily Show – The Curious Case of Flight 370

    [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >>Jon: WELCOME TO “THE DAILY SHOW”. MY NAME IS JON STEWART. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE’RE BACK. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. OUR GUEST TONIGHT OH, SHE PUTS THE HUFF IN HUFFPO. ARIANNA HUFFINGTON WILL BE OUR GUEST TONIGHT. BUT FIRST, FOR WEEKS THE BIG STORY HAS BEEN THE MISSING MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT. TODAY SATELLITE DATA SEEMS TO HAVE CONFIRMED THE WORST. I THINK WE ALL FEARED THIS STORY WOULD END IN TRAGEDY, AND SO EARLY ON WE TURNED TO THE NEWS MEDIA FOR A SENSE OF SOBER CLARITY.>>AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS IN SOUTHEAST ASIA HAVE LOST CONTACT WITH A JUMBO JET CARRYING 239 PEOPLE. WE’RE OF COURSE DOING…

  • Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake
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    Key & Peele – Mr. Nostrand’s Big Mistake

    [bell rings] [students chattering] [chatter fades] – I… AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE… MR. NOSTRAND. BUT THAT MIGHT AS WELL SAY, “NO NONSENSE,” BECAUSE I DO NOT PLAY. NOW, TODAY WILL NOT BE A DAY OFF. IN FACT, TODAY, YOU WILL WORK HARDER THAN– [farts] [farts quietly] all: [laughing] – SEE YOU LATER, MR. POOTSTRAND! DID THAT DUDE REALLY JUST FART? – SOMEBODY CALL A CODE BROWN UP IN HERE.

  • Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date  – Uncensored
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    Key & Peele – Andre and Meegan’s First Date – Uncensored

    [laughter] God, the moment I saw you last night in the club, totally had to ask you out. Are you kidding me? Like, the moment? – Oh, yeah. – That’s so sweet. And I was actually afraid that you were going to be, like, one of those high-maintenance chicks, you know? – What? – Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don’t know. Control freak or– I don’t even know. Oh, my God. That’s so funny. Isn’t it? Is it? Is it funny? Is it funny? No. I’m, like, I totally just like to be just easygoing. – Yeah, yeah. – Hi, I’m Wayne. – I’ll be your waiter. – It’s been…

  • Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel
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    Inside Amy Schumer – Time Travel

    So then Jeff was like, “What’s your excuse for being late today?” And I was like, “I don’t have an excuse, I have a reason.” Good for you. If your body oversleeps, it’s because it needs it. Shh. Will you stop it? That’s what got us kicked out of Guy Fieri’s restaurant. Don’t say I never offered. (giggling) Let’s move in together. It’s only been two weeks. When you know, you know. Yeah. You’re low-maintenance and it just feels okay. It feels right to me, too. Plus, my roommate’s all over me about rent. She’s your stepmom. Why is she even charging you? I don’t know. Mmm. I’m gonna hit…

  • President Trump’s Muslim-Targeted Travel Ban: The Daily Show
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    President Trump’s Muslim-Targeted Travel Ban: The Daily Show

    Let’s get into tonight’s show, and the start of week two of the Donald Trump Presidency. TV REPORTER:Chaotic scenes erupting at airportsaround the world.TV REPORTER:Protests all across the country.TV REPORTER:Denounce President Trump’s temporary banon travelers from seven mostly Muslim countries.TV REPORTER:Lawyers descending on airports.TV REPORTER: Chaos and confusion.Is this the America that we believe in? CROWD: No! -Is this liberty? -CROWD: No! Do you understand how insane this is? People in the airport were pissed, and it’s not because they’re at the airport. Welcome to Trump’s America. That’s how bad “The Donald” is. No matter how bad the situation you’re in, Donald Trump can always make it worse. Like, there…

  • Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl
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    Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

    – HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? – THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE. IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES CAME TO THE FOREFRONT, AND THEY ARE HERE. LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪ – D’MARCUS WILLIUMS, UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA. – T.J. JUCKSON, WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY. – T’VARIUSNESS KING, MERRIMACK COLLEGE. – TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI. – D’SQUARIUS…

  • Key & Peele – Power Falcons
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    Key & Peele – Power Falcons

    [rock music] – ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON, WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS, RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU REMEMBER OUR BATTLE AT DANGO BLUFF? I’LL TAKE THE LEGS, YOU TAKE THE BLASTERS. – IT WAS BEAVER CREEK, AND I TOOK THE LEGS. MAKE SURE YOU SHORE UP THAT FLANK, BLACK FALCON. – UM, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? BECAUSE I’M THE GREEN FALCON. – NO TIME FOR THAT, BLACK FALCON. PURPLE FALCON, ARM…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses
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    Chappelle’s Show – Trading Spouses

    HI, AND WELCOME TO “TRADING SPOUSES,” THE SHOW WHERE WE TAKE TWO MARRIED COUPLES, AND YOU GUESSED IT, MAKE THEM TRADE SPOUSES FOR A WHOLE MONTH. WATCH THE SPARKS FLY TODAY, BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME ON OUR SHOW, WE’RE GOING INTERRACIAL. ( man ) DADDY’S GOING AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ALL RIGHT ? I’M GONNA LIVE WITH A WHITE FAMILY. Y’ALL BE GOOD. WHAT YOU GOIN’ BE DOIN’ WITH A WHITE FAMILY ? IT’S A T.V. SHOW, SAY HI TO AMERICA. ANYBODY TRY AND TOUCH YOUR MOTHER, PUNCH HIM IN HIS (BLEEP). LOOK, SON, DAD’S GOING AWAY FOR A FEW WEEKS. SO, I WANT YOU TO BE GOOD,…

  • Key & Peele – Party Games
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    Key & Peele – Party Games

    – BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THE NAME OF THE CELEBRITY OR ANY PART OF THEIR NAME, GOT IT? – YEAH. – YEAH, WE GOT IT. – WE GOT IT. – YOU ARE SO GONNA LOSE. – BABY, YOU ARE GOING DOWN. – WHY DON’T YOU START THE TIMER AND BE AMAZED? – AND…GO. – OKAY, THIS GUY– “E” EQUALS MC SQUARED. – ALBERT EINSTEIN. – YES, THAT IS CORRECT. – WHAT? EASY. HELLO? – OKAY, THIS IS THE TERMINATOR. – ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER! – YEAH! OKAY, WE GOT–WE GOT– TALKING ABOUT, UH… “ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?” – ROBERT DE NIRO! – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THIS PERSON…