• James & Eddie Redmayne Deliver Singing Balloon Telegrams
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    James & Eddie Redmayne Deliver Singing Balloon Telegrams

    EDDIE REDMAYNE. HE IS IN A VERY SERIOUS, POIGNANT AND BRILLIANT MOVIE ALL ABOUT HOT AIR BALLOONS SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE A RELEASE OF THAT FILM THAN ME AN EDDIE DOING SINGING TELEGRAMS HANDING OUT BALLOONS. JAMES & EDDIES BA LOON ATICS.>>WE SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THESE IN THE BACK.>>WE SHOULD PUT THEM IN THE BACK. OKAY, THAT WAS GOOD, WE FINNINGED THAT OUT. YOU READY FOR THIS?>>I FEEL LIKE I’M IN A CARPOOL KARAOKE REJECT.>>WHERE ARE WE GOING, LET’S SEE. WE’RE GOING TO THE DELI TO DELIVER TO GEORGE K CELEBRATING FOR WORKING AS A DELI MANAGER FOR 65 YEARS.>>65 YEARS, HAVE YOU BEEN TO KANSAS DELI.>>I HAVE…

  • “Peanut: Can you hear me now?” | Arguing with Myself  | JEFF DUNHAM
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    “Peanut: Can you hear me now?” | Arguing with Myself | JEFF DUNHAM

    – You know what else pissed me off today? – What? – Tried using my cell phone. – Having trouble? – Just like the stinking commercials. Can you hear me now? How bout now? Now? Now? Now? Now? (Audience laughs) – You know when you don’t hear in those commercials? – What? – The other end of the conversation. (Audience laughs) (Peanut sputters) (Audience laughs) (Peanut makes static sound) (Audience laughs) – What the hell is this (bleep)? (Audience laughs) – You know what cell phones sex is? – Nope. – Can you feel me now? How bout now? (Audience laughs) (Peanut laughs) – Stop it. (Audience laughs) – This…

  • Bubba J | All Over the Map  | JEFF DUNHAM
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    Bubba J | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM

    (Festive music) – So what do you think about Dublin so far? – Oh, uh, duh, this is the land of beer. – That’s right? – I know we’re going to Israel soon, but, while we’ve been here in Dublin I’ve seen pubs everywhere, so I’m pretty sure this is the Holy Land. (crowd cheers and claps) (Bubba J giggles) And this is the biggest Alcoholics Anonymous meeting I’ve ever been to. (crowd laughs) (festive music) – So Bubba J, do you know where we are exactly? – No, no (garbles). – Abu Dhabi. (Bubba J giggles) (crowd laughs) – What? (crowd laughs) – Abu Dhabi. – You’re drunk (giggling).…

  • Drunk Flight Attendants Are the Best (feat. Wayne Brady) – Lights Out with David Spade
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    Drunk Flight Attendants Are the Best (feat. Wayne Brady) – Lights Out with David Spade

    You heard about this. -(woman laughs loudly) -A, uh, drunk flight attendant was arrested after she was seen stumbling all over the cabin. Then she passed out in her seat for the entire flight. The pilots were pissed off ’cause they couldn’t get their drinks. Um, Lauren, you’re drunk. What do you think? I– This stresses me out so much. First of all, I never see anything fun like this happen on my-my planes. I’m like, “This looks fun.” I’d rather have her like that than in my grill too much with a basket going, “Animal crackers?” I go, “No.” “Are you sure? “There’s that little renegade Slim Jim on…

  • Walter |  All Over the Map  | JEFF DUNHAM
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    Walter | All Over the Map | JEFF DUNHAM

    (upbeat guitar) – Isn’t England where Mary Poppins is from? – Oh, it took place in London. – Oh yeah, okay, yeah. You know I dated her for a while (audience laughing) – You dated Mary Poppins? – Yes, I did. – No. – Yeah, I did. We were very young. – Oh really? – Yeah, okay, yeah. I was the first guy to get into her chim chim cher-ee. (audience laughing) Kinda ruined things going into the moment of passion she started screaming some weird word. It was like, super California refrigerator ex the delicious lotion, something like that. Pretty kinky chick, I’ll tell you that much. – [Walter]…

  • James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon
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    James Corden Surprises Londoner with VIP Tickets #LateLateLondon

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>James: THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT’S SO GREAT BEING BACK HOME IN LONDON DOING OUR SHOWS HERE AT THE BEAUTIFULLY HISTORIC CENTRAL HALL WESTMINSTER. NOW, YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT THESE TWO EMPTY SEATS ARE DOING HERE. THEY’RE WONDERFUL. THEY’RE THE BEST SEATS IN THE HOUSE. HERE’S THE THING. WE COULDN’T HAVE ANTICIPATED JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO ATTEND THESE SHOWS, AND ALL OF THEM SOLD OUT IMMEDIATELY. SO, WE WANTED TO SURPRISE SOME LUCKY, UNSUSPECTING LONDONERS BY GIVING AWAY THOSE TWO SEATS THAT WILL INCLUDE THE FULL V.I.P. TREATMENT. NOW, I’M GOING TO HEAD OUT HERE ONTO THE ROOF. JUST HERE, YOU…

  • That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai
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    That Time Kevin Hart Chilled with Orangutans in Dubai

    RECENTLY HAD SOME DOWN TIME AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOING A BIT OF TRAVELING AND YOU WENT TO DUBAI. YOU MET THE ROYAL FAMILY.>>WHAT WAS IT LIKE.>>FIRST OF ALL DUBAI IS AMAZING. YOU KNOW, THE TREATMENT THAT I GOT, THE HOSPITALITY THAT I GOT FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY, WAS UNREAL. BUT THE ANIMALS THAT THEY HAD FOR PETS BLUE ME AWAY.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN.>>THE ROYAL FAMILY, THIS IS LIKE THE FAMILY. AND THEY FOUND OUT I WAS OVER THERE WITH LUDICRIS WHO SAY RAPPER, GREAT FRIEND OF MINE.>>James: YOU AND LUDICRIS WENT TRAVELING.>>WELL, VACATION EVERY YEAR, WE TAKE A TRIP EVERY YEAR.>>James: EVEN THAT IS LUD I COUNTRIES TO…