Pink Panther Travels Through Time! | 42 Minute Compilation
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Pink Panther Travels Through Time! | 42 Minute Compilation


EARTH…
MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO. PRIMORDIAL OOZE
GIVES WAY TO
PRIMITIVE CREATURE. LIFE IS
A DAILY STRUGGLE
TO SURVIVE. (roaring) (buzzing) (chomps) (slurps tongue) (buzzing) EVERYWHERE, PLANT LIFE
AND CREATURES ALIKE EVOLVE. (roaring) AAH! BEHOLD, PRIMITIVE MAN, DESTINED TO RULE THE EARTH. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER, DESTINED FOR COOLNESS. AAH! THE FOOD CHAIN– A CONSTANT BATTLE OF MAN
OVER HIS ENVIRONMENT. HUH? AAH! (whistling) FOOD IS WHERE YOU FIND IT. (grumbling) AAH! (growling) ONCE HE’S FOUND FOOD, MAN’S QUEST IS TO
GET IT BACK TO HIS CAVE. AAH! BEHOLD, MAN… PERIODICALLY CLEVER. AH, PRIMITIVE PANTHER… ALWAYS CLEVER. BEHOLD, THE WHEEL. LOOKS LIKE PANTHER
HAS FOUND A WAY
TO GET HIS FOOD HOME. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? THE WHEELBARROW
HAS BEEN INVENTED. AH. LOOKS LIKE
PRIMITIVE PANTHER HAS INVENTED THE
FIRST POWERED CART. AAH! IT’S JUST LIKE MAN
TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER… (laughing) YAH! NOT NECESSARILY BETTER. AAH! ANCIENT EARTH PROVIDES
PRIMITIVE MAN WITH ALL
THE FOOD HE CAN EAT… (gasps) (blows raspberry) AS LONG AS HE’S
SMART ENOUGH
TO CATCH IT. (grumbling) IN TIME, PREHISTORIC MAN
BECAME A GREAT FISHERMAN. (roaring loudly) AAH! (shouting) WHAT’S THIS? PRIMITIVE PANTHER
IS LEARNING
HOW TO USE TOOLS. (roaring) (reel whirring) (whistling) (reel whirring) SUCCESS! (laughing) BEHOLD, THE DISCOVERY
OF COMPASSION. (groans) AS USUAL,
PRIMITIVE MAN
IS NOT TO BE OUTDONE. BEHOLD, THE, UM– I DON’T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT IS. IT WORKED? I MEAN, IT WORKED! (chomps) THE BIGGER THE FISH… AAH! (shouting) THE BIGGER THE FIGHT. BEHOLD, THE ONE
THAT GOT AWAY. GIVEN THE SIZE OF
PRIMITIVE MAN’S BRAIN, IT WILL STILL BE
THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEFORE HE DISCOVERS ART. WELL, LET’S HAVE A LOOK. (shrieking) WHAT’S THIS? AH… CLEARLY A HIGHER FORM OF ART. (groaning) PRIMITIVE CREATURES
SIMPLY HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR HARSH
ENVIRONMENTS. A NICE COLD DRINK WOULD
CERTAINLY HIT THE SPOT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW. (slurping) LOOKS LIKE OTHER
PRIMITIVE CREATURES HAVE LEARNED
THE ART OF USING TOOLS. THE QUEST FOR FOOD
IS ALSO THE QUEST FOR DRINK. AAH! THERE, ISN’T THAT REFRESHING? ALL YOU NEED NOW
IS TO GET MORE. YES, PRIMITIVE MAN– EVER SO… PRIMITIVE. LET’S SEE
HOW PANTHER IS DOING. AH, BRILLIANT! THE DISCOVERY OF FLIGHT! ALL YOU HAVE IS A BONE. BEHOLD, INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE! WELL, LET’S SEE IT WORK. (animal shrieks) LOOKS SAFE ENOUGH. (gulps) BRAVO! MAN HAS VESTED FLIGHT! PRIMITIVE MAN
WILL RULE THE EARTH… OR MAYBE NOT. EVEN THE FOOD CHAIN
HAS A WEAKEST LINK. AAH! THAT’S USING YOUR HEAD. PRIMITIVE PANTHER
WILL SURVIVE THE STONE AGE. I’M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT PRIMITIVE MAN. (slurps tongue) (gulps) (fountain trickling) (engine roaring) (swoosh) (high-pitched squabble) (intense music) (wind whistling) (whoosh) (jazzy Egyptian music) (ding dong) (creaking) GRR… (tapping) (groaning) (whoosh) (whoosh)
(whoosh) (doorbell) (doorbell)
(doorbell) GRRR. GRRR! (Egyptian music) ? ? (rattling) (gasping and growling) OH! HMM? (eerie music) ? ? HEE HEE HEE HEE! HEH, HEE HEE! (rumbling) (haunting music) ? ? (scurrying feet) HEE HEE HEE HEE! (boing) (creaking) HEE HEE! (boink) (boing) (snap) (object falling) (object falling)
(object falling) HMM… (chirping) (screeching) HA HA HA HA HA! (screeching) HEE HEE, HMM! (exhaling) (adventurous music) ? ? (boing) (boing) (boing) (boing) HA HA HA HA! (boing) (scratching) WHOA? GRR! (mumbling angrily) (crank) (rumbling) HUH? (click) AH! AH! AH-HA-HA! (crank) (rumbling) (muffled groaning) GRR! UGH. HMM… (rumbling) (rattling) (hissing) SSSS! (snakes hissing) (Pink Panther theme song) ? ? (rattling) HUH? GRR! EEE! EEE!
EEE! (rattling and hissing) HA! (crunching) AH! (suspenseful music) ? ? (sliding) (slam) (trickling water) (choral music) GRR! GRRR! GRR. VROOM! (eerie sound) (groaning) (crackling) (growling) swoosh! swoosh!
swoosh! (growling) (growling)
(growling) (thumping) (screeching) (boing) (boink) (boink) (barking) (swooshing) (boing) (screeching) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) (pot cracking) HMM… HMM… HMM… (buzzing and screaming) (moaning) (growling) (scurrying) (screech) (growling) HA HA HA HA HA! (boink) (boink)
(boink) (boing) (growling) (whistling) (panting) (grunting) OH, OH, OH, OH. (metal clank) AHH! (twinkling) AHHH! (nervous chuckle) AHHH! OOH! AH! (gargling) AH! UH! OOH! (grunting) AH! EH! (blowing raspberries) (giggling and tooting) (giggling and tooting)
(giggling and tooting) (cheers and applause) (baby crying) (cough) (burp) (cooing) (clock chiming) (clocks ticking) (boing) (suspenseful music) (light music) ? ? (growling) (barking angrily) (static noises) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (soft beep) (barking) (birds chirping) (grunt) (growl) WHEW. (growl) (intriguing music) MM. MM, MM. (growling) RAWR! (triumphant music) ? ? (clattering noise) (gasp) (loud grumbling) (growls) MM. PTHHSSP! (boing) (soft upbeat) ? ? (beeps) (robot voice) HYPESE 9000. (static noise) (odd robot music)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION… 100 MILLION YEARS AGO. (suspenseful music) (silence) (loud robot voice)
ALARM CLOCK. (loud beeping) (sigh) (ping noise) (waking grunt) (growl) (chomp) (growling) (tapping feet) HEH? (crickets chirping) (crickets chirping)
(crickets chirping) (growl, stomp) (cheers and applause) (whimper) (groan) (suspenseful music) ? ? (beeping) (beeping)
(beeping) (robot voice)
GO FORWARD IN TIME. (chomping) (frightened growl) (cheers and applause) (groan) MM! (trumpets heralding) (whipping noise) (whipping noise)
(whipping noise) (whipping noise) (coughing) PTHHSSP! (neighing) (falling noise) (distant cheers and applause) (loud roar) (growl) YAH! EH, HUH? AGH! (giggles) (suspenseful music) ? ? (triumphant chuckles) (distant applause) (whipping noise) (thudding hooves) (slow motion) NOOO! AH! AH!
AH! NO–AGH! HM?
(chuckles) UH? (angelic music) (suspenseful music) (robot voice)
GO BACK IN TIME. DESTINATION…1,000 B.C. (boing) (cracking noise) (crumbling, crashing) AGH! (whimpers) (birds chirping) (birds chirping)
(birds chirping) (intriguing music) HA-HA! (giggles) (robot voice)
SPEED UP TIME. NOW. BACK TO NORMAL SPEED. HUH?
(confused grumbles) (crumbling) (robot voice)
RANDOM JUMP NOW. (birds chirping) (whirring) (horn honking) (horn honking)
(horn honking) (robot voice)
DESTINATION HOME. (static noise) DESTINATION HOME, COMPLETED. (growling) (barks) (suspenseful music) (smacking,
punching noises) (smacking,
punching noises)
(smacking,
punching noises) (screams) (growls) (crashing noise) (smacking noise) (upbeat Pink Panther theme) ? ? JOIN US NOW AS WE HAVE THE
RARE OPPORTUNITY TO WATCH THE WORLD’S FOREMOST NATURE
PHOTOGRAPHER AT WORK. HE’S CAPTURED SHOTS
NOBODY ELSE IN HIS FIELD
HAS EVER DREAMED OF, RANKING HIM AMONG
THE WORLD’S
BEST PHOTOGRAPHERS. BUT HE MUST MAKE USE
OF ALL HIS WIT AND EXPERIENCE AS HE SEARCHES
FOR PERHAPS THE MOST ELUSIVE SUBJECT
IN THE NATURAL WORLD, NEVER SEEN AND
NEVER PHOTOGRAPHED. ALL WE HAVE ARE
TANTALIZING HINTS
OF THE RARE PINK PANTHER. AND THAT’S WHY THIS MAN, WITH HIS INNATE UNDERSTANDING OF NATURE, SHARP WIT,
NATURAL RAW TALENT, AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IS THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE
OF SUCH A DIFFICULT AND TEDIOUS TASK,
NOT TO MENTION HE’S A SHARP DRESSER. AND THE SEARCH BEGINS. MOVING LIKE AN ANIMAL HIMSELF, HE SNAKES THROUGH THE FOREST LIKE ONE OF ITS OWN. (elephants trumpeting) IN ORDER TO CAPTURE
THIS MYSTERIOUS BEAST, OUR HERO MUST
ALWAYS REMAIN ALERT… (chuckles) HAVE AN EYE SHARP
AS THE EAGLE ITSELF. (grunting) (groaning) FINDING HIMSELF BLENDING
IN WITH THE TERRAIN, THIS PIONEER
OF NATURE PHOTOGRAPHY IS AS CAREFUL
AS A PREDATOR, WATCHING HIS EVERY MOVE. (groaning) AHH. A PLEASURE
TO WATCH HIM WORK. GRACEFUL. ELEGANT. UNPRONOUNCED. (screaming) METICULOUS. UNNOTICED. FREE-FLOWING. FLUID. (screaming) (chicks screeching) ENCHANTING. LEGENDARY. THE HUNT CONTINUES. PATIENCE IS THE ULTIMATE
VIRTUE FOR A TOP
NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER. HE HAS SPENT THREE
DAYS WAITING FOR SOME
SIGN OF THE PINK PANTHER. EVER ALERT, ALWAYS AWARE. HE MUST BE READY FOR
ACTION AT ANY TIME. CONSTANTLY WATCHFUL. EVERY MUSCLE TENSED FOR
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. ONE NEVER KNOWS WHEN
THE SHOCK OF A LIFETIME WILL
APPEAR WITHIN CAMERA RAGE. (growling) AHH. AHH! (groaning) THE JUNGLE, WITH ITS MANY
SPECIES OF WILD ANIMALS AND POISONOUS PLANTS, IS A VERY HAZARDOUS PLACE. IN A BOLD AND POTENTIALLY
DANGEROUS MOVE, OUR MAN HAS DECIDED TO SEEK
OUT THE PINK PANTHER IN HIS SECRET HIDDEN LAIR. (club music plays) ? ? HERE, HE’LL SURPRISE
THE HUNTER WHERE
HE LEAST EXPECTS IT. AH. (chuckles) AHH! EVERYWHERE, REMAINS OF PREY TAKEN AND EATEN BY THIS
FEROCIOUS HUNTER. NO CREATURE IS SAFE FROM
THIS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR WHICH HAS THE
SURPRISING TENDENCY TO SOMETIMES TOY
WITH HIS FOOD. WAH! (grumbling) DESPITE OUR PHOTOGRAPHER’S
STEALTHY APPROACH, THE PANTHER HAS SENSED
AN INTRUDER AND SLINKS
INTO THE DARKNESS. CAREFULLY HE PROCEEDS. HIS EXPERTLY TRAINED EYES
PEELED FOR THE PAW PRINT
OF THE PANTHER. AH-HA. AT LAST, OUR HERO
HAS HIS PRECIOUS PINK PREY
PRACTICALLY PROCURED. (cat screeches) (screaming) (whimpering) PHEW. (cat screeching) (whimpering) (hyperventilating) A TRUE PROFESSIONAL, THIS PHOTOGRAPHIC GENIUS
IS ALWAYS IN THE RIGHT PLACE
AT THE RIGHT TIME. (groaning) POSITIVELY, PERHAPS,
COULD IT BE? (gagging) (groans) (groans) JUST WHEN THINGS ARE DARKEST, THE DEDICATED
NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER’S
DETERMINATION PAYS OFF. (grunting) AHH! AT LAST,
RETURNING TO CIVILIZATION
IN TRIUMPH, THE WORLD’S TOP NATURE
PHOTOGRAPHER IS WELCOMED BY HIS MAGAZINE EDITOR
WITH CHEERS OF ADMIRATION. (grumbling) NOW ON TO THE NEXT
GREAT CHALLENGE. (sobbing) (Pink Panther theme plays) ? ? (splat) (grunts) (growling) (grunts) (gasps) (sighs) (heavy footsteps approaching) (monster roars) (grunting) (groans) (growling) (gulps) (growls) (deep rumble and explosion) (thunder rumbles) (chuckles) (grunts) (accordion plays) (deep rumble and explosion) (gasps) (blows softly) (growls) (dragon roars) (screaming) (horse whinnies) (hooves screeching) (metal grinding) (growls) (horse shivering) (growling) (roars) OOH! OW! OOH! (hammering and metal clanging) (wheels squeaking) (dragon roars) (bicycle bell rings) (whistles victoriously) (roars) (gulps) (mouse squeaks) (screams) (teeth chattering) (screams) (shivering) (growls) (mouse squeaks) (metal clanging) (roars) (cheers and applause) AH! (grunts) (growls) (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ? ? (claps) (soft fluttering noise) (slaps) (film reel rolling) (vaudeville upbeat music) ? ? (trumpeting laughter) SHH! SH. (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ? ? (grumbles) MM! MM. (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) (trumpeting laugh) (laughing) SHH! (growls) (growls)
(growls) (slapping noises) (trumpeting laughter) (vaudeville music) ? ? (loud inhale) (windy blowing) SH. (growls) (grunts) (low grumbling) (vaudeville music) ? ? (smacks) (thud) (door slams) (upbeat music) MM-HMM,
MM-HMM. (vaudeville music) ? ? (trumpeting laugh) SH. (trumpeting laugh) (groans)
(struggled fighting) (grumbles) SH. (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ? ? (chomping) SHH! (gulp) (vaudeville music) (vaudeville music)
(vaudeville music) ? ? (chewing) (growling grumbles) (Pink Panther
theme vaudeville) ? ? (frustrated grumbles) HM? (groan) HM? (frustrated grumbles) (crashing noise) (birds chirping) (trumpeting laughter) (frustrated grumbles) (birds chirping) (confused grumbles) (frustrated yell) (angry yelling) (bell ringing) (vaudeville music) ? ? (trumpeting laughter) (woozy calliope) (trumpeting laughter) (crashing noises) (trolley bell ringing) (frustrated grumbles) (vaudeville music) ? ? (suspenseful music) (boing) (thud) (audience laughing) (cheers and applause) (laughing) (Pink Panther vaudeville) ? ?

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