Key & Peele – Psycho Clown
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Key & Peele – Psycho Clown


[eerie music] ♪ ♪ – COULD BE WORSE. – NOT THAT BAD. – FOR ME,
IT’S ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE. – IT’S WHAT YOU MAKE
OF IT. – LOOK, CAN I TELL YOU
SOMETHING? ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF COMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW. THANK GOD FOR SHOCK. – I CAN BE THE KIND OF PRISONER
I WANT TO BE. – WE’RE STILL ALIVE. – THANK YOU. RIGHT? – MM-HMM.
– JUST TWO… INJURED BUDDIES. – YES, YEAH, MM-HMM. – HAVING A FRIENDLY CONVO
WHILE WE’RE WAITING TO GET TORTURED AGAIN. – AND, YOU KNOW,
THERE’S A KIND OF A POSITIVE IN HAVING NO OPTIONS. – YES.
– BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE’RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY
TO ESCAPE ‘CAUSE WE KNOW WE’D FAIL.
– YES. TELL YOU ANOTHER THING.
DON’T MISS THE ARM. – REALLY?
– FIRST OF ALL, LEFTY. OKAY? SO THIS THING
PRETTY MUCH GOT IN THE WAY. – HA.
– KEEP IT, BUDDY! [metal screeches] – YOU FOOLS,
BLATHERING AWAY! [chuckles] YOUR SUFFERING
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. – WOW. THAT IS
A PERFECT SUMMATION OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. AND ONCE
YOU’VE EMBRACED THAT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. – BINGO.
– [screams] NO ONE HAS EVER SUFFERED AS YOU WILL! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! – YOU LOVE YOUR WORK, AND THAT KIND
OF A POSITIVE ATTITUDE, QUITE FRANKLY,
IT’S CONTAGIOUS. – IT IS. – WELL, WE’LL SEE
HOW POSITIVE YOU’RE FEELING AFTER I COVER YOUR BODY
IN GASOLINE AND SET YOU ON FIRE! – YOU KNOW WHAT, IT’S AMAZING
THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, ‘CAUSE I WAS JUST THINKING IT’S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY
IN HERE. – MM-HMM.
– THANKS SO MUCH, MAN. – DAMN IT! [screams] – WHAT A DRAMATIC
AND FASCINATING MAN. – I THINK WE OWE HIM
BIG TIME. – AS DO I.
– REALLY. I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME
AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER, MY PHONE, MY WORK,
IT’S JUST– I FEEL UNPLUGGED. – YES, YES. OH. – OH.
[rat squeaking] both: AWW. – CIRCLE OF LIFE.– NANTS INGONYAMA.– AND I CAN’T REALLY FEEL
ANYTHING ANYWAY, SO YOU HELP YOURSELF, BUDDY. [saw whirring] – OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? – DO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO USE
TO CUT OFF YOUR LEGS! – FINALLY! – THAT’S A GREAT SAW. I’M A HOME IMPROVEMENT GUY,
AND I KNOW MY SAWS, AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
IF YOU’RE CUTTING OFF LEGS, THAT IS THE WAY TO GO. – THAT’S THE ONE?
– THAT IS DEFINITELY THE ONE. GOOD ON YA.
– WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? YOU’RE MAKING ME CRAZY! – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SOMEBODY NEEDS A DAY OFF. – WE, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD KNOW HOW HARD HE WORKS. – MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [giggling, sobbing] MAKE THEM STOP! THIS IS TORTURE! NOOOO!

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