Key & Peele – Power Falcons
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Key & Peele – Power Falcons


[rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON,
WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS
A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS
TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS,
RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU REMEMBER
OUR BATTLE AT DANGO BLUFF? I’LL TAKE THE LEGS,
YOU TAKE THE BLASTERS. – IT WAS BEAVER CREEK,
AND I TOOK THE LEGS. MAKE SURE YOU SHORE UP
THAT FLANK, BLACK FALCON. – UM, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? BECAUSE I’M
THE GREEN FALCON. – NO TIME FOR THAT,
BLACK FALCON. PURPLE FALCON,
ARM MISSILES! – ROGER THAT.
ARMING MISSILES NOW. [machinery whirring]
– UH– – BATTLE FORMATIONS.
WE’RE GOING IN. – HEY.
– ROGER THAT. – HOLD UP.
– COPY THAT. – ROGER.
– MY FALCON IS GREEN. – HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT OUR FALCON COLORS WHEN WE GET
BACK TO BASE, BLACK FALCON. RIGHT NOW,
WE GOT A MISSION TO DO. FALL INTO FALCON FORMATION. [screaming, explosion] – WELL, NOW, HERE’S THE ISSUE
IS THAT, YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME AN ORDER, I’M NOT GONNA
KNOW YOU’RE TALKING TO ME. ‘CAUSE…I’M NOT
IN A BLACK FALCON. – COME ON, CHILL IT OUT,
BLACK FALCON. – YEAH,BLACKFALCON,
RELAX. – FIRST OF ALL,
I DON’T LIKE THE WAY YOU GUYS ARE SAYING “BLACK.” SECOND OF ALL,
THERE IS NO BLACK FALCON! I’M GREEN FALCON! – BLACK FALCON, HOMIE, NO ONE’S TRYING TO GET UP
IN YOUR GRILL HERE. – UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH.
DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. NO, DON’T SAY “GRILL”
LIKE THAT. I’M THEGREENFALCON,
AND I– – OH, STOP BEING
SOBLACKFALCON ABOUT IT. – WHAT THE [bleep]
DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? – BLACK FALCON, BROTHER, I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH. – DO YOU?
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU DO. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
I CALLED YOUREDFALCON, HUH? – WHOA! – AND PURPLE FALCON, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CALLED
YOUYELLOWFALCON, HUH? – THAT’S RACIST.
– THAT WAS RACIST. – YEAH, THAT’S RACIST.
– OOH, THAT IS RACIST. – THAT’S RACIST?
OH, SEE, OKAY, NOPE, FORGET IT. BLACK FALCON OUT–
GREEN FALCON! [whoosh]
GREEN FALCON! DAMN IT! – HEY! WHY’D THAT GREEN FALCON
FALL OUT OF FALCON FORMATION? BLACK FALCON,
GET ON THAT AND REPORT BACK. BLACK FALCON?
BLACK FALCON, COME IN. [rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS!

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