Fighter Pilots – SNL
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Fighter Pilots – SNL


>>>MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE
SQUAD LEADER, WE’RE ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH
THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON. SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT
BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF, SQUAD.
I’M WILD CARD.>>SIDEWINDER.
>>VIPER.>>CLOWN PENIS.
>>PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC, YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL
SIGN AGAIN?>>SURE, CLOWN PENIS.
CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS LIKE YOUR PENIS.
LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS?>>THAT NAME AGAIN?
>>>YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD PENIS.
>>A CALL SIGN IS VERY SERIOUS. WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS
TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A
CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS. CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY,
VERY SCARED. REST ASSURED, IF YOU SEE A CLOWN
PENIS, ME OR AN ACTUAL CLOWN’S PENIS, THIS JUST AIN’T YOUR DAY.
SO HONOLULU, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SAYING CLOWN PENIS NOW?
>>STILL WEIRD, OVER AND OUT.>>YEAH, I HAVE HEARD WORSE CALL
SIGNS. I FLEW WITH A PILOT IN ACADEMY
NAMED MR. KICKASS.
>>MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT TO MR. CORNYASS.
>>GUYS, LET’S WATCH OUR LANGUAGE OVER THE COMMS, PLEASE.
WE’RE IN THE AIRFORCE, NOT THE SEVENTH GRADE.
CLOWN PENIS, OUT.>>COPY THAT, OKAY.
LET’S SWITCH UP TO STEALTH FORMATION, CONFIRM NEW POSITION,
OVER.>>RIGHT WING HIGH.
>>LEFT WING LOW.>>UNINTENTIONALLY UPSIDE DOWN.
DON’T KNOW HOW I DID THIS. BUT IT’S HAPPENING.
>>CLOWN PENIS, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CORRECTING THAT INVERT?
OVER. ALL GOOD NOW.
JUST A LITTLE OLD NINE SECONDS OF SHEER ABJECT TERROR.
THAT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN, FELLAS, SINCERELY YOUR PAL, CLOWN PENIS.
>>OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO RUN A PURSUIT DRILL HERE.
INCREASE SPEED AND CLIMB TO 50,000 FEET.
OVER.>>YOU HEARD HER BOYS, ENGAGE
THOSE AFTERBURNERS.>>THEY’RE WORTH THAT PRICE TAG.
>>SIDEWINDER TO WILD CARD, I DON’T SEE CLOWN PENIS IN
FORMATION. OVER.
>>COPY THAT, CLOWN PENIS, WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION?
>>HARD TO TELL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WHERE SPACE STARTS.
I MAY HAVE TO FALL OUT OF THIS DRILL, BOYS.
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO FIX. IN FACT, I JUST SAW A SATELLITE,
AND THERE GO THE ARMS — I’M DEFINITELY IN SPACE, FELLAS.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAN’T GET WORSE THAN THIS.
>>RODGER THAT CLOWN PENIS, WE’LL ALERT GROUND OF YOUR
SITUATION.>>NEVERMIND, GUYS, IT GOT
WORSE.

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